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5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . Birdsaredancinginthecold . Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another mysteriousmanapproaches . Y与X相遇． X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou ! Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay. X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname? Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng. Whoareyou? X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue? X:Yes,whatiswrong? Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts? X:Great, youknowme ! Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo! X:No, Imustkillyou ! Y:Idon””””””””twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme! X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don””””””””t forceme! X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat? Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? X:Sure, must! milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!? | 
