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六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞, 英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so | 
