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3-6人英语搞笑剧本武松打虎剧本,来源http://www.12edu.cn/wyl/wyj/ywjb/ 第一幕：喝酒 武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous. 武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine! 小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer? 武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO? 小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。 武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开） 武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough. 小二 [热门]新《水浒》 ：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are. 武松：Anything to eat? 小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza? 武松：Ten pizzas, please. 小二: Here you are! 武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine! （小二上了两碗酒www.seo0793.com，武松喝了，却是不再倒了） 武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me?服务员！淘宝最有效的减肥药排行榜怎么不倒酒了？ | 
