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[美文] 千万不要理光头

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Seeing so many baldies (American slang for bald person) in school, I was very tempted to shave my head too. Ever since I was a baby, the only time I was bald was when I was one month old.

Just entering into university, be cool even if it is only once seems wonderful. I made up my mind and walked into the barbershop. Inside, there were a few people waiting. The barber asked: “You have such short hair, do you want a crew cut?

I said: “No, shave my head.

The barber laughed and told the rest of the people to wait. “Let him go first, it’ll only take five minutes.

Ten minutes later, I walked out of the barbershop, feeling free.

Touching my head, felt a bit pricky. Felt like a monk. Who knows, maybe my last incarnation was a monk.

Returning to dormitory, my dorm mates were astonished. After laughing aloud for a while, all of them couldn’t resist themselves to come up for a touch.

“Um, feels nice!

“Go! Go! Go! Is my head a mop? Next time someone touches my head again, I’ll be pissed.

June 5th, sunny and feeling awful

When I surfed the net today, I couldn’t help it and told my classmate in another city. Incredibly, he returned the message with a joke:

“A girl was taking a shower. Her parrot yelled: ‘I saw it, I saw it!’ The girl got upset and scolded the parrot: ‘Next time you shout, I’ll pull off all your feathers!’

The next day, a baldie came and visited the girl. The parrot flew to the guest’s shoulder and asked: ‘Hey, you saw it too?’

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