BillClintons Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two -- One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and
one to obscure the issues. A: None -- He’ll only promise "change." A: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets
congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames
republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free
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