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Three Times Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精(何平) B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west E: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.. T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) J: This is..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please dont T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) EJ: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: Ill kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 假悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is....... T: Dont mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走) T: (惊)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I cant understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! | 
