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1.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧! 2.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. a.你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。b. 对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。 3.God must love stupid people. He made SO many. 上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多! 4.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 圣诞老人当然美，他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊! 5.We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。 6.The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. a. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。 b. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪! 7.If I agreed with you wed both be wrong. 要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。 8.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police。 在咱们这送外卖的都比警察来的快。 | 
