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<p>——一只猪的思考</p><p>——<span word="Thinking">Thinking</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pig">pig</span></p><p>我是一只猪。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pig">pig</span>.</p><p>这时你脑子里肯定会出现一幅图画：臭气熏天的猪圈里，一群肮脏的猪正在抢食吃。</p><p><span word="At">At</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="picture">picture</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mind">mind</span>: <span word="a">a</span> <span word="group">group</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="dirty">dirty</span> <span word="pigs">pigs</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="eating">eating</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stinking">stinking</span> <span word="pigsty">pigsty</span>.</p><p>错！这只是一般猪的形象，我承认，我们大多数猪兄猪弟的形象不太好，但也有个别例外，那个例外就是我，一只会思考的猪，一只智商很高的猪。所以下次在骂别人猪脑子的时候，请先注意一下，因为猪中也有聪明的，比如说我。</p><p><span word="Wrong">Wrong</span>! <span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="image">image</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="ordinary">ordinary</span> <span word="pigs">pigs</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="admit">admit</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="pig">pig</span> <span word="brothers">brothers</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="good">good</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="exceptions">exceptions</span>. <span word="That">That</span> <span word="exception">exception</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="thinking">thinking</span> <span word="pig">pig</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pig">pig</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="IQ">IQ</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="scold">scold</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="people">people</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="pig">pig</span> <span word="brains">brains</span>, <span word="please">please</span> <span word="pay">pay</span> <span word="attention">attention</span> <span word="first">first</span>, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="smart">smart</span> <span word="pigs">pigs</span>, <span word="such">such</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="me">me</span>.</p><p>最近我对人的生活产生了兴趣，于是就拼命地想尽一切办法去老王（看守我们的）那儿看电视。本来老王很不情愿，说你一只猪懂什么；但后来见我看得兴致勃勃，终于也不再干涉了。</p><p><span word="Recently">Recently</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="became">became</span> <span word="interested">interested</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="people">people</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Lao">Lao</span> <span word="Wang">Wang</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="place">place</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="TV">TV</span>. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="first">first</span>, <span word="Lao">Lao</span> <span word="Wang">Wang</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="reluctant">reluctant</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pig">pig</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="later">later</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="great">great</span> <span word="interest">interest</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="finally">finally</span> <span word="stopped">stopped</span> <span word="interfering">interfering</span>.</p>
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