国内外毒舌女王大PK（双语）
<p>凭借《金星秀》中的“口无遮拦”迅速走红的金星号称“毒舌女王”，殊不知国外也有和金姐一样犀利的“毒舌教母”琼·里弗斯*琼·里弗斯语录*</p><p><span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="plastic">plastic</span> <span word="surgery">surgery</span>, <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="die">die</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="donate">donate</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Tupperware">Tupperware</span>.</p><p>我做了这么多整容手术，等我死了以后他们可以把我的遗体捐给特百惠<span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="excercise">excercise</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="God">God</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="bend">bend</span> <span word="over">over</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="diamonds">diamonds</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="floor">floor</span>.</p><p>我从不锻炼。如果上帝想让我弯弯腰，那他必须在地上铺满钻石。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="fashion">fashion</span> <span word="magazines">magazines</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="suggesting">suggesting</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="women">women</span> <span word="wear">wear</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="are">are</span> '<span word="age">age</span> <span word="appropriate">appropriate</span>.' <span word="For">For</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="shroud">shroud</span>.</p><p>时尚杂志建议女人穿适合自己年龄的衣服。如果是这样我岂不是要穿裹尸布。</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="obstetrician">obstetrician</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="dumb">dumb</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="gave">gave</span> <span word="birth">birth</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="forgot">forgot</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="cut">cut</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="cord">cord</span>. <span word="For">For</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="kid">kid</span> <span word="followed">followed</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="everywhere">everywhere</span>. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="having">having</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="leash">leash</span>.</p><p>我的产科医师太蠢了，在我生孩子的时候他居然忘记剪断脐带。结果那个孩子足足跟了我一年，我走到哪她跟到哪，简直像是牵了一条狗。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="wish">wish</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="twin">twin</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="d">d</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="without">without</span> <span word="plastic">plastic</span> <span word="surgery">surgery</span>.</p><p>我希望我能有个双胞胎姐妹，这样我就能知道没有整容的我是个什么样子。</p><p><span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="grateful">grateful</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="alive">alive</span>. <span word="Everything">Everything</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="working">working</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="attribute">attribute</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="eating">eating</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="processed">processed</span> <span word="foods">foods</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="preservatives">preservatives</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="keep">keep</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="going">going</span>.</p>
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