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<p>画里的我，浓眉大眼，一个小小的蒜头鼻，一张圆圆的脸，短短的头发，正在开心的笑着。现实中的我十分爱笑，也很幽默。一次，朋友对我说：“我突然想尝尝人肉包子是什么味道。”我笑道：“那你去找孙二娘呗。”她说：“我不找她，我找孙大娘。”我笑得更厉害了：“孙大娘早就不在人世了。”她也笑了起来：“那我找孙三娘。”我继续笑：“老三尚未出世，需再等<span word="n">n</span>年，<span word="n">n</span>大于三百万。“她歪着头悻悻地说：“那我只好找孙二娘了。”我强忍住笑说：“孙二娘因贩卖人肉包而被水浒市派出所刑事拘留，暂停营业。”说完，我们都笑作了一团。我还喜欢给别人讲笑话，平时看一看笑话书，把好笑的笑话都记住，有空就讲给别人听，有时谈到什么话题，我都会想起一个有关的笑话，比如谈到老外，我就会想起有关老外的笑话。我讲的笑话常常逗得大家哈哈大笑，我在班里是大家的“开心果”。</p><p><span word="In">In</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="painting">painting</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="big">big</span> <span word="eyebrows">eyebrows</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="small">small</span> <span word="garlic">garlic</span> <span word="nose">nose</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="round">round</span> <span word="face">face</span>, <span word="short">short</span> <span word="hair">hair</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="smiling">smiling</span> <span word="happily">happily</span>. <span word="In">In</span> <span word="reality">reality</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="much">much</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="humorous">humorous</span>. <span word="Once">Once</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="me">me</span>, "<span word="all">all</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sudden">sudden</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="taste">taste</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="human">human</span> <span word="meat">meat</span> <span word="bun">bun</span>." "<span word="I">I</span> <span word="smile">smile</span>:" <span word="then">then</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="sun">sun</span> <span word="Er">Er</span> <span word="Niang">Niang</span> <span word="She">She</span> <span word="said">said</span>, "<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="her">her</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Aunt">Aunt</span> <span word="sun">sun</span>." <span word="I">I</span> <span word="laughed">laughed</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="more">more</span>: "<span word="aunt">aunt</span> <span word="sun">sun</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="dead">dead</span>." <span word="She">She</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="smiled">smiled</span>: "<span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="sun">sun</span> <span word="Sanniang">Sanniang</span>." <span word="I">I</span> <span word="continued">continued</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span>: "<span word="the">the</span> <span word="third">third</span> <span word="child">child</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="yet">yet</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="born">born</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wait">wait</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="n">n</span> <span word="years">years</span>. <span word="N">N</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="than">than</span> 3 <span word="million">million</span>. "<span word="She">She</span> <span word="tilted">tilted</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="angrily">angrily</span>," <span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="sun">sun</span> <span word="erniang">erniang</span>. " <span word="I">I</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="smile">smile</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="say">say</span>, "<span word="sun">sun</span> <span word="erniang">erniang</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="detained">detained</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="Shuihu">Shuihu</span> <span word="police">police</span> <span word="station">station</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="selling">selling</span> <span word="human">human</span> <span word="flesh">flesh</span> <span word="bags">bags</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="business">business</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="suspended">suspended</span>." <span word="After">After</span> <span word="that">that</span>, <span word="we">we</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="laughed">laughed</span> <span word="together">together</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="others">others</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="read">read</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="joke">joke</span> <span word="book">book</span>, <span word="remember">remember</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="others">others</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="time">time</span>. <span word="Sometimes">Sometimes</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="topic">topic</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="relevant">relevant</span> <span word="joke">joke</span>. <span word="For">For</span> <span word="example">example</span>, <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="foreigners">foreigners</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="foreigners">foreigners</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span>'<span word="s">s</span> "<span word="happy">happy</span> <span word="fruit">fruit</span>" <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="class">class</span>.</p>
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