老爸的“爱好”
<p>一是抽烟，二是喝酒。我先给大家介绍一下我爸爸的“爱好”之一——抽烟。</p><p><span word="One">One</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="smoking">smoking</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="drinking">drinking</span>. <span word="Let">Let</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="introduce">introduce</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="father">father</span>'<span word="s">s</span> "<span word="hobbies">hobbies</span>" - <span word="smoking">smoking</span>.</p><p>我的爸爸有两大“爱好”。</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="two">two</span> "<span word="hobbies">hobbies</span>".</p><p>“咳，咳，咳”！屋里乌烟瘴气，比《西游记》里太上老君炼丹炉的烟雾还要浓得多。要是世界上举行吸烟比赛，我爸爸一定是冠军。而我就是冠军的儿子，嘻嘻，那可真是“光宗耀祖”（好像偏题了）啊！爸爸的烟量超过他的饭量。以前爸爸是一口一口地抽烟，如今还是那样一一口的抽，只是一口抽一支罢了。他的牙齿以前是洁白如玉，现在是漆黑如炭。而我和妈妈是视烟如毒的人。理所当然地强烈反对爸爸抽烟。经过几次“统一战线”，对爸爸开展了猛烈的“反击战”，终于取得了决定性胜利——爸爸戒烟了。可是……风云突变，刚过十四小时二十分零八秒，爸爸经不起“白沙”（一种好烟）的诱惑，还是点起了火！</p><p>"<span word="Cough">Cough</span>, <span word="cough">cough</span>, <span word="cough">cough</span>"! <span word="The">The</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="full">full</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="miasma">miasma</span>, <span word="which">which</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="thicker">thicker</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="smoke">smoke</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="alchemy">alchemy</span> <span word="furnace">furnace</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="emperor">emperor</span> <span word="taishanglaojun">taishanglaojun</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="journey">journey</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="West">West</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="smoking">smoking</span> <span word="competition">competition</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="world">world</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="champion">champion</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="champion">champion</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="son">son</span>, <span word="hee">hee</span> <span word="hee">hee</span>, <span word="that">that</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="really">really</span> "<span word="glory">glory</span>" (<span word="seems">seems</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="topic">topic</span>) <span word="ah">ah</span>! <span word="Dad">Dad</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="cigarettes">cigarettes</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="eats">eats</span>. <span word="Dad">Dad</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="smoke">smoke</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="mouthful">mouthful</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="smokes">smokes</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="mouthful">mouthful</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="mouthful">mouthful</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="time">time</span>. <span word="His">His</span> <span word="teeth">teeth</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="jade">jade</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="black">black</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="charcoal">charcoal</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="smoke">smoke</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="poison">poison</span>. <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="course">course</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="strongly">strongly</span> <span word="oppose">oppose</span> <span word="dad">dad</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="smoking">smoking</span>. <span word="After">After</span> <span word="several">several</span> "<span word="United">United</span> <span word="Front">Front</span>" <span word="battles">battles</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="launched">launched</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fierce">fierce</span> "<span word="counterattack">counterattack</span>" <span word="against">against</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="finally">finally</span> <span word="won">won</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="decisive">decisive</span> <span word="victory">victory</span> - <span word="he">he</span> <span word="quit">quit</span> <span word="smoking">smoking</span>. <span word="But">But</span>... <span word="Suddenly">Suddenly</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="after">after</span> 14 <span word="hours">hours</span>, 20 <span word="minutes">minutes</span> <span word="and">and</span> 8 <span word="seconds">seconds</span>, <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="stand">stand</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="temptation">temptation</span> <span word="of">of</span> "<span word="white">white</span> <span word="sand">sand</span>" (<span word="a">a</span> <span word="kind">kind</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="smoke">smoke</span>), <span word="but">but</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="lit">lit</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fire">fire</span>!</p>
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