老外在中国：“北京比基尼”真的不酷
<p>北京的夏天闷热得像被一条无尽的湿纱布包裹着。可悲的是，这座有幸拥有地球上最时尚靓丽女性的伟大城市，也是一群呆笨男人的容身之地。这些人认为消暑的最好方法是把裤腿卷至膝盖，把衬衫撩至啤酒肚上方。而现在，这样的人越来越多。</p><p><span word="By">By</span> <span word="Murray">Murray</span> <span word="Greig">Greig</span></p><p><span word="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</span>: <span word="The">The</span> <span word="writer">writer</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="socially">socially</span> <span word="awkward">awkward</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="emotionally">emotionally</span> <span word="stunted">stunted</span> <span word="Canadian">Canadian</span> <span word="whose">whose</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="school">school</span> <span word="graduation">graduation</span> <span word="class">class</span> <span word="voted">voted</span> <span word="him">him</span> “<span word="most">most</span> <span word="likely">likely</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="found">found</span> <span word="dead">dead</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cheap">cheap</span> <span word="hotel">hotel</span> <span word="room">room</span>.” <span word="Since">Since</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="barely">barely</span> <span word="capable">capable</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="dressing">dressing</span> <span word="himself">himself</span>, <span word="any">any</span> <span word="inference">inference</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="sartorial">sartorial</span> <span word="acumen">acumen</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="following">following</span> <span word="commentary">commentary</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="taken">taken</span> <span word="under">under</span> <span word="advisement">advisement</span>.</p><p>免责声明：本文作者是一个不擅社交，情商又低的加拿大人。他曾在高中三年级时被同学票选为“最有可能被发现死在廉价旅社的人”。因为他几乎不会打扮自己，因此，下文中任何涉及着装技巧的言论都请慎重采纳。</p><p><span word="As">As</span> <span word="summer">summer</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="swelter">swelter</span> <span word="envelops">envelops</span> <span word="Beijing">Beijing</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="endless">endless</span> <span word="strip">strip</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="sweat">sweat</span>-<span word="soaked">soaked</span> <span word="gauze">gauze</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="painfully">painfully</span> <span word="apparent">apparent</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="great">great</span> <span word="city">city</span>, <span word="blessed">blessed</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="stylish">stylish</span> <span word="women">women</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="planet">planet</span>, <span word="is">is</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="expanding">expanding</span> <span word="legion">legion</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="dorky">dorky</span> <span word="men">men</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="believe">believe</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ideal">ideal</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="beat">beat</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="heat">heat</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="roll">roll</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="trousers">trousers</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="knee">knee</span> <span word="level">level</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="hike">hike</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="shirts">shirts</span> <span word="above">above</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="beer">beer</span> <span word="bellies">bellies</span>.</p><p>北京的夏天闷热得像被一条无尽的湿纱布包裹着。可悲的是，这座有幸拥有地球上最时尚靓丽女性的伟大城市，也是一群呆笨男人的容身之地。这些人认为消暑的最好方法是把裤腿卷至膝盖，把衬衫撩至啤酒肚上方。而现在，这样的人越来越多。</p>
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