“我在厕所”千万不要说成“I'm in the toilet!”太尴尬了！
<p>有一天，</p><p>当秘书在上厕所时，</p><p>老板打来了电话，</p><p>“<span word="Where">Where</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span>？”</p><p>秘书慌忙之中，答道：</p><p>“<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span>！”</p><p>老板惊呼</p><p>“<span word="What">What</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span>?！<span word="Enjoying">Enjoying</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="lunch">lunch</span>?！”</p><p>你在马桶里干什么？！吃饭吗？</p><p><span word="Chinglish">Chinglish</span>害死人啊！</p><p>明明想说自己“在洗手间”，结果被人理解成了“在马桶里”。</p><p>所以正确的表达应该是：</p><p><span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="room">room</span>/ <span word="bathroom">bathroom</span>.</p><p>既然说到了这里，不如今天我们来说说歪果仁是如何表达自己“内急”的！ 反正不是你想的那个<span word="Sh">Sh</span>*<span word="t">t</span>.</p><p><span word="Pee">Pee</span>/ <span word="Poo">Poo</span></p><p>小盆友的尿尿和便便</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pee">pee</span>/ <span word="go">go</span> <span word="poo">poo</span> <span word="poo">poo</span>.</p><p>我想尿尿/便便</p><p><span word="Powder">Powder</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="nose">nose</span></p><p>去补补妆（最优雅隐晦的说法）</p><p><span word="Excuse">Excuse</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="powder">powder</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="nose">nose</span>.</p><p>抱歉，我需要去补补妆。</p><p><span word="Take">Take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="leak">leak</span></p><p>去小便（通常是男生用的哦）</p><p><span word="Sorry">Sorry</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="leak">leak</span>.</p><p>不好意思，我要去上个厕所。</p><p><span word="Take">Take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dump">dump</span></p><p>上大号（直接但却比<span word="sh">sh</span>*<span word="t">t</span>要含蓄的表达）</p><p><span word="Sorry">Sorry</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="dump">dump</span>.</p><p>抱歉，我想上大号。</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="bladder">bladder</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="bursting">bursting</span>.</p><p>我憋不住了！（膀胱要炸了！）</p>
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