没有博士文凭、高管履历，你也想竞选小学“家委会”？
<p>最近，一群精英家长竞选家委会的简历“暴击”了无数人。</p><p>几张微信群截图充分展现了上海浦外附小家委会的竞选“盛况”。</p><p><span word="In">In</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="speeches">speeches</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="boast">boast</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="expensive">expensive</span> <span word="educations">educations</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="prestigious">prestigious</span> <span word="universities">universities</span>, <span word="of">of</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="jobs">jobs</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="qualifications">qualifications</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="ideal">ideal</span> <span word="role">role</span> <span word="models">models</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="children">children</span>.</p><p>家长们在竞选宣言中炫耀自己优越的名校教育背景、体面的工作、以及作为学生心中完美榜样的资格。</p><p>“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="graduated">graduated</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Central">Central</span> <span word="Michigan">Michigan</span> <span word="University">University</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="private">private</span> <span word="equity">equity</span> <span word="firm">firm</span>,” <span word="wrote">wrote</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="mother">mother</span>, <span word="adding">adding</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="husband">husband</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Ph">Ph</span>.<span word="D">D</span>., <span word="works">works</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="State">State</span> <span word="Administration">Administration</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Foreign">Foreign</span> <span word="Exchange">Exchange</span>.</p><p>其中一位妈妈写道：“我毕业于美国中密歇根大学，现任职于私募基金公司。”她还称，自己的丈夫博士毕业，在央行外管局工作。</p><p><span word="She">She</span> <span word="enumerated">enumerated</span> <span word="several">several</span> <span word="reasons">reasons</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="believed">believed</span> <span word="herself">herself</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="strong">strong</span> <span word="candidate">candidate</span>.</p><p>这位妈妈还列举了几个理由，证明自己是一位强有力的候选人：</p><p>“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="years">years</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="experience">experience</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parents">parents</span>’ <span word="committee">committee</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="child">child</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="kindergarten">kindergarten</span>; <span word="my">my</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="schedule">schedule</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="flexible">flexible</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="present">present</span> <span word="whenever">whenever</span> <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="needed">needed</span>; <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fan">fan</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="photography">photography</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="pictures">pictures</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="class">class</span> <span word="activities">activities</span>; <span word="and">and</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="child">child</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="host">host</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="kindergarten">kindergarten</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="graduation">graduation</span> <span word="ceremony">ceremony</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="experience">experience</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="training">training</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="host">host</span>.”</p>
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