美国独生子写给世界的一封信
<p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="Perks">Perks</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Being">Being</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="Child">Child</span></p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="writing">writing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="let">let</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="FORBID">FORBID</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="child">child</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="isn">isn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="me">me</span>. <span word="Under">Under</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="circumstances">circumstances</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="allow">allow</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="reproduce">reproduce</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="again">again</span>. <span word="Everything">Everything</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="currently">currently</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="way">way</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="share">share</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="toys">toys</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="bedroom">bedroom</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="perks">perks</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="non">non</span>-<span word="working">working</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="benefit">benefit</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hard">hard</span>-<span word="earned">earned</span> <span word="income">income</span>.</p><p><span word="With">With</span> <span word="warm">warm</span> <span word="regards">regards</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="selfish">selfish</span> <span word="love">love</span>.</p><p><span word="p">p</span>.<span word="s">s</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="possibly">possibly</span> <span word="consider">consider</span> <span word="accepting">accepting</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="identical">identical</span> <span word="twin">twin</span>.</p><p>独生子女的特权</p><p>我写这封信是想让你们知道我禁止你们再生一个小孩!我要成为你们唯一的孩子。无论如何,我都不会同意你们在生养第二个孩子。现在任何事都是以我为中心,而且这种现状最好不要改变。我不想分享我的玩具、衣服、房间,以及你们辛苦挣来的工资。作为家中唯一一个不用工作的人,我要独自享用这一切特权。</p><p>这封信致以诚挚的问候和我自私的爱。</p><p>又及:也许我是双胞胎的话,我还是勉强可以接受的!</p>
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