蠢哭：你是怎么弄坏你的笔记本的？
<p><span word="We">We</span> <span word="recently">recently</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stupidest">stupidest</span> <span word="ways">ways</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="broken">broken</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="computers">computers</span>. <span word="Here">Here</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="stories">stories</span>.</p><p>最近我们请人们讲了讲自己那些弄坏电脑的最蠢行为。下面就是他们讲述的故事。</p><p>1. <span word="Try">Try</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="cook">cook</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="laptop">laptop</span>.</p><p>别用你的笔记本烧菜</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="computer">computer</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="plate">plate</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="microwave">microwave</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span>.</p><p>有一次我喝醉了，把笔记本当成了微波炉用的餐盘。</p><p>2. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="whip">whip</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="enthusiastically">enthusiastically</span>.</p><p>甩头发的时候不要太热情洋溢</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="sophomore">sophomore</span> <span word="year">year</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="college">college</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="roommate">roommate</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="making">making</span> <span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Willow">Willow</span> <span word="Smith">Smith</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="song">song</span> “<span word="Whip">Whip</span> <span word="My">My</span> <span word="Hair">Hair</span>”. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="whipped">whipped</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="hard">hard</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="laptop">laptop</span> <span word="flew">flew</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="lap">lap</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="crashed">crashed</span> <span word="onto">onto</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="floor">floor</span>. <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="proudest">proudest</span> <span word="moment">moment</span>.</p><p>我大二的时候，有一次我和室友一起听维罗·史密斯的歌《头发甩甩》。我甩头发用力过猛，以致我的笔记本从腿上飞了出去，砸到地上了。</p><p>3. <span word="Keep">Keep</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="mind">mind</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="sometimes">sometimes</span>, <span word="even">even</span> <span word="ants">ants</span> <span word="can">can</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="save">save</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p>记住，有时候就算蚂蚁也救不了你</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="dropped">dropped</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="bowl">bowl</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="mashed">mashed</span> <span word="potatoes">potatoes</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="laptop">laptop</span> <span word="keyboard">keyboard</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="keys">keys</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="press">press</span> <span word="themselves">themselves</span> <span word="now">now</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="laptop">laptop</span> <span word="outside">outside</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="try">try</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="save">save</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="letting">letting</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ants">ants</span> <span word="eat">eat</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="mashed">mashed</span> <span word="potatoes">potatoes</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="damage">damage</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="already">already</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="done">done</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="ants">ants</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="cleaning">cleaning</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="out">out</span>, <span word="though">though</span>.</p><p>我不小心把一大碗热乎乎的土豆泥倒在键盘上了。键盘上的按键都开始自行其是了。我把笔记本放在室外，希望蚂蚁来吃掉土豆泥，我的笔记本就得救了，然而这也无济于事。不过蚂蚁还是帮我把键盘清理的蛮干净的。</p>
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