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<p><span word="Task">Task</span> 1. 10<span word="am">am</span>: <span word="Put">Put</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="just">just</span>-<span word="fed">fed</span>, <span word="super">super</span>-<span word="sleepy">sleepy</span> <span word="octopus">octopus</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="crib">crib</span>. <span word="Attempt">Attempt</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="eight">eight</span> <span word="limbs">limbs</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="small">small</span> <span word="eight">eight</span> <span word="holes">holes</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="octopus">octopus</span> <span word="sleeping">sleeping</span> <span word="bag">bag</span>. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="screams">screams</span>, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="species">species</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="screaming">screaming</span> <span word="octopus">octopus</span>.</p><p>早晨10点任务一：把刚刚喂好、困顿无比的小八爪鱼放到婴儿床里。试试看把八肢放进八爪鱼睡袋的八个洞洞里。八爪鱼惊声尖叫，因为这是爱嚎叫的新品种八爪鱼。</p><p><span word="Task">Task</span> 2. 11<span word="am">am</span>: <span word="Pick">Pick</span> <span word="up">up</span> 10<span word="kg">kg</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="flour">flour</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="supermarket">supermarket</span>. <span word="Whilst">Whilst</span> <span word="carrying">carrying</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="continue">continue</span> <span word="normal">normal</span> <span word="tasks">tasks</span>, <span word="including">including</span> <span word="smiling">smiling</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="strangers">strangers</span> <span word="poke">poke</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="flour">flour</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="gender">gender</span>. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="two">two</span>-<span word="hourly">hourly</span>-<span word="intervals">intervals</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="day">day</span>, <span word="stick">stick</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pencil">pencil</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="flour">flour</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="leaks">leaks</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="everywhere">everywhere</span>, <span word="then">then</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ensuing">ensuing</span> <span word="floor">floor</span> <span word="mess">mess</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span>, <span word="re">re</span>-<span word="package">package</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="flour">flour</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="carry">carry</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rest">rest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="day">day</span>, <span word="whilst">whilst</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="putting">putting</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="flour">flour</span>.</p><p>早晨11点任务二：从超市选购10公斤面粉。背面粉的时候，常规任务继续，包括陌生人戳你面粉问性别时你得微笑。白天每隔两小时，戳一支铅笔到面粉里，面粉撒漏一地，接踵而来的是衣服沾粉、满地狼藉，你着手清洗、重新装好面粉袋，接下来的时间继续忙活，但绝不能放下那袋面粉。</p><p><span word="Task">Task</span> 3. 12<span word="pm">pm</span>: <span word="Wearing">Wearing</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="top">top</span>, <span word="pour">pour</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="both">both</span> <span word="breast">breast</span> <span word="regions">regions</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="afternoon">afternoon</span>. <span word="Every">Every</span> <span word="hour">hour</span>, <span word="add">add</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="splat">splat</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="smelly">smelly</span> <span word="thick">thick</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="liquid">liquid</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="top">top</span>. <span word="Every">Every</span> <span word="meal">meal</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="dining">dining</span> <span word="companion">companion</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="throw">throw</span> <span word="colourful">colourful</span> <span word="food">food</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="ideally">ideally</span> <span word="staining">staining</span> <span word="foods">foods</span>.</p>
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