2岁乔治王子拥有技能TOP10
<p>萌萌哒乔治王子2岁啦！2岁的娃都学会啥技能了？其实王室家族的娃和平民百姓的一毛一样，都是爱哭爱闹爱捣蛋的熊孩子。英国电讯报总结了乔治王子目前为止会做的事，并寄语威廉王子和凯特王妃——家家都有熊孩子，接下来的一年……珍重！</p><p>1. <span word="Become">Become</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="master">master</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="combat">combat</span></p><p>1. 做个对抗高手</p><p><span word="There">There</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="pain">pain</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="biting">biting</span>, <span word="hair">hair</span>-<span word="pulling">pulling</span>, <span word="pinching">pinching</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="following">following</span> <span word="patented">patented</span> <span word="manoeuvres">manoeuvres</span>:</p><p>没有哪一种疼痛可以和撕咬、拉扯头发、捏掐相较，以下专利花招一样如此：</p><p><span word="Donkey">Donkey</span>-<span word="kicking">kicking</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="nappy">nappy</span> <span word="changes">changes</span></p><p>换尿布时和小毛驴一样拳打脚踢</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="arms">arms</span> <span word="shoulder">shoulder</span>-<span word="socket">socket</span> <span word="release">release</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="avoid">avoid</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="picked">picked</span> <span word="up">up</span></p><p>耸起肩膀抬起胳膊不让抱</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="arched">arched</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="or">or</span> “<span word="planking">planking</span>”<span word="to">to</span> <span word="avoid">avoid</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="strapped">strapped</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="buggy">buggy</span>/<span word="car">car</span> <span word="seat">seat</span>.</p><p>弓起背部、“绷直”身体，不肯坐进小推车或汽车座椅、不让系安全带。</p><p>2. <span word="Learn">Learn</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="whine">whine</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="talk">talk</span></p><p>2. 会说话前，先学会咿咿呀呀</p><p><span word="Every">Every</span> <span word="phone">phone</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="receive">receive</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="drowned">drowned</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="blood">blood</span>-<span word="curdling">curdling</span> <span word="screams">screams</span> <span word="of">of</span> “<span word="Dadddeee">Dadddeee</span>!”. <span word="George">George</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="delight">delight</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span>. <span word="For">For</span> <span word="Kate">Kate</span>, <span word="this">this</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="frantic">frantic</span> <span word="scrabbling">scrabbling</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="phone">phone</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="tries">tries</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="converse">converse</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="housekeepers">housekeepers</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="audible">audible</span> <span word="volume">volume</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hold">hold</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="handset">handset</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="air">air</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="possible">possible</span>, <span word="still">still</span> <span word="attached">attached</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="ear">ear</span>.</p>
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