疯狂吐槽：第一次约会的糗事大合集
<p>1. "<span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="sick">sick</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="food">food</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="ate">ate</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="restaurant">restaurant</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="agree">agree</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="stomach">stomach</span>. <span word="On">On</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="freeway">freeway</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="home">home</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> '<span word="hold">hold</span> <span word="it">it</span>' <span word="anymore">anymore</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="kindly">kindly</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="quickly">quickly</span> <span word="pulled">pulled</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="road">road</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="offramp">offramp</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="jumped">jumped</span> <span word="out">out</span>. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="desert">desert</span> <span word="terrain">terrain</span>... <span word="No">No</span> <span word="bushes">bushes</span>!“</p><p>饭店吃的东西让我的胃很不舒服。在回家的高速公路上，我再也忍不住了。跟我约会的那个人很好心地快速把车驶入匝道，我立马跳出来，那是荒山野岭啊……没有灌木丛！”</p><p><span word="In">In</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="night">night</span> <span word="air">air</span>, <span word="with">with</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="date">date</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="car">car</span> <span word="shielding">shielding</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="freeway">freeway</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="relieve">relieve</span> <span word="myself">myself</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="end">end</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="gastrointestinal">gastrointestinal</span> <span word="torture">torture</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="done">done</span>... <span word="no">no</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span> <span word="paper">paper</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="trunk">trunk</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="retrieved">retrieved</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="custom">custom</span>-<span word="tailored">tailored</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="French">French</span>-<span word="cuff">cuff</span> <span word="suit">suit</span> <span word="shirts">shirts</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="supposed">supposed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="dropped">dropped</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="cleaners">cleaners</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>... <span word="He">He</span> <span word="donated">donated</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="shirt">shirt</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cause">cause</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="shirt">shirt</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="road">road</span> <span word="side">side</span>, <span word="BTW">BTW</span>.</p><p>那个夜晚还有点凉风，在高速公路上，只有那辆车挡着我，我必须要解决我的肠胃问题。我结束之后……发现没有厕纸。跟我约会的那个人从车里拿了一件他的定制白色双层袖口西装衬衫，这件衣服第二天本来应该是要扔去洗衣店的……他因为我的原因奉献出了那件衬衫。顺便提一下，后来我们把那件衬衫扔在路边了。</p><p><span word="Although">Although</span> <span word="totally">totally</span> <span word="embarrassed">embarrassed</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="humiliated">humiliated</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="car">car</span>. <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="handle">handle</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="entire">entire</span> <span word="situation">situation</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="compassion">compassion</span> (<span word="although">although</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="calls">calls</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="Freeway">Freeway</span>), <span word="he">he</span> <span word="took">took</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="restaurant">restaurant</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="hell">hell</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="incident">incident</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="food">food</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="created">created</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="continued">continued</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="date">date</span>, <span word="we">we</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="celebrated">celebrated</span> 17 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="April">April</span>.</p>
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