最具创意英文神翻译 体会幽默中的大智慧
<p>一些大道理并不一定只有严肃说教的方式才能让人领悟，很多时候一些随意的话语，幽默的句子就能展现人生道理。看看下面这些最具创意的英文神翻译，会心一笑的同时你却会赞叹于其中蕴含的大智慧。</p><p>1. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="hurt">hurt</span> <span word="you">you</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="list">list</span>.</p><p>正常版：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。</p><p>幽默版：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。</p><p>文艺版：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁因我而死。</p><p>2.<span word="Politicians">Politicians</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="diapers">diapers</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="common">common</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="both">both</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="changed">changed</span> <span word="regularly">regularly</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="reason">reason</span>.</p><p>政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了!!</p><p>3.<span word="War">War</span> <span word="does">does</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="determine">determine</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="right">right</span> – <span word="only">only</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="left">left</span>.</p><p>战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。</p><p>4.<span word="Knowledge">Knowledge</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="knowing">knowing</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="tomato">tomato</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fruit">fruit</span>; <span word="Wisdom">Wisdom</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="putting">putting</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fruit">fruit</span> <span word="salad">salad</span>.</p><p>直译版：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。</p><p>意译版：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。</p><p>5.<span word="If">If</span> <span word="God">God</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="watching">watching</span> <span word="us">us</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="entertaining">entertaining</span>.</p><p>上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!</p>
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