女汉子：我不需要男人的11个理由
<p><span word="Here">Here</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="the">the</span> 11 <span word="reasons">reasons</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="perfectly">perfectly</span> <span word="well">well</span> <span word="without">without</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span>. <span word="Whether">Whether</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="single">single</span>, <span word="they">they</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="strike">strike</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="chord">chord</span>.</p><p>以下就是女人没有男人也可以棒棒哒的11个理由。不论你是结婚了还是单身狗，它们都一定会引起你的共鸣。</p><p>1)<span word="The">The</span> <span word="TV">TV</span> <span word="remote">remote</span> <span word="control">control</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="device">device</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="changes">changes</span> <span word="channels">channels</span> — <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="life">life</span>-<span word="support">support</span> <span word="system">system</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="thinks">thinks</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="prised">prised</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="hands">hands</span>.</p><p>电视遥控器是用来换频道的设备——它不是个生命维持系统！我不需要一个这样想的男人，还总是把遥控器攥在手里紧紧不放！</p><p>2)<span word="I">I</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="bathroom">bathroom</span> <span word="sink">sink</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="sparkly">sparkly</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="clean">clean</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="leave">leave</span> <span word="foamy">foamy</span> <span word="bristles">bristles</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="it">it</span>.</p><p>我就是喜欢亮闪闪的干净的浴室。我不需要男人把沾满泡沫的胡须毛发掉一地。</p><p>3)<span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="cook">cook</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="meal">meal</span> <span word="without">without</span> <span word="using">using</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="pot">pot</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="pan">pan</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="kitchen">kitchen</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="turn">turn</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bombsite">bombsite</span>.</p><p>我用不着用上厨房里的所有盆和所有锅来做一顿饭！我不需要个男人把厨房变成爆炸屋！</p><p>4)<span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="spend">spend</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="hours">hours</span> <span word="telling">telling</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="without">without</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="asking">asking</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="mine">mine</span>.</p><p>我不需要一个男人踏进家门就喋喋不休两个小时，告诉我他的一天如何如何，却一次也没问过我！</p><p>5)<span word="Laundry">Laundry</span> <span word="needs">needs</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="done">done</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="different">different</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="cycles">cycles</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="ruin">ruin</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cashmere">cashmere</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="reading">reading</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="labels">labels</span>.</p>
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