《老友记》20周年纪念：人物经典对白回顾
<p><span word="RACHEL">RACHEL</span></p><p>“<span word="It">It</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="common">common</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="doesn">doesn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="happen">happen</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="guy">guy</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="big">big</span> <span word="deal">deal</span>!”</p><p>“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hat">hat</span>. <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="saying">saying</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hat">hat</span>! <span word="It">It</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="metaphor">metaphor</span>, <span word="Daddy">Daddy</span>!”</p><p>“<span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="God">God</span>. <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="father">father</span>. <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="hard">hard</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mother">mother</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>.”</p><p>“<span word="Isn">Isn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="kick">kick</span>-<span word="you">you</span>-<span word="in">in</span>-<span word="the">the</span>-<span word="crotch">crotch</span>-<span word="spit">spit</span>-<span word="on">on</span>-<span word="your">your</span>-<span word="neck">neck</span> <span word="fantastic">fantastic</span>?”</p><p><span word="ROSS">ROSS</span></p><p>“<span word="We">We</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="break">break</span>!”</p><p>“<span word="You">You</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="me">me</span>? <span word="When">When</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="ever">ever</span>… <span word="under">under</span> <span word="me">me</span>?”</p><p>“<span word="You">You</span> <span word="ate">ate</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="sandwich">sandwich</span>? <span word="My">My</span> <span word="sandwich">sandwich</span>?”</p><p>“<span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="leather">leather</span> <span word="pants">pants</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="took">took</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="off">off</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="shrunk">shrunk</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sweat">sweat</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="legs">legs</span> <span word="expanded">expanded</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="heat">heat</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="on">on</span>!”</p><p><span word="PHOEBE">PHOEBE</span></p><p>“<span word="Smelly">Smelly</span> <span word="cat">cat</span>, <span word="smelly">smelly</span> <span word="cat">cat</span>, <span word="what">what</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="feeding">feeding</span> <span word="you">you</span>? <span word="Smelly">Smelly</span> <span word="cat">cat</span>, <span word="smelly">smelly</span> <span word="cat">cat</span>, <span word="it">it</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="faa">faa</span>-<span word="aa">aa</span>-<span word="ult">ult</span>.”</p><p>“<span word="Something">Something</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="wrong">wrong</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="phalange">phalange</span>!”</p><p>“<span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="receive">receive</span> <span word="emails">emails</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="upcoming">upcoming</span> <span word="shows">shows</span>, <span word="please">please</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="money">money</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="computer">computer</span>.”</p><p>“<span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="tombstone">tombstone</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="whatever">whatever</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>... <span word="Mine">Mine</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>: '<span word="Phoebe">Phoebe</span> <span word="Buffay">Buffay</span>, <span word="Buried">Buried</span> <span word="Alive">Alive</span>.’”</p><p><span word="MONICA">MONICA</span></p><p>“<span word="OK">OK</span>, <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="responsible">responsible</span>, <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="organised">organised</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="hey">hey</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="kook">kook</span>.”</p><p>“<span word="Everyone">Everyone</span> <span word="knows">knows</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="basic">basic</span> <span word="seven">seven</span> <span word="erogenous">erogenous</span> <span word="zones">zones</span>.”</p><p>“<span word="He">He</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span>. <span word="And">And</span>, <span word="well">well</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span> <span word="thinking">thinking</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="OK">OK</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="cleaned">cleaned</span> <span word="it">it</span>?”</p>
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