爆笑盘点：那些年招聘方对求职者说过的谎话
<p>“<span word="We">We</span>’<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="keep">keep</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="resume">resume</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="hand">hand</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="future">future</span> <span word="opportunities">opportunities</span>!”</p><p>“我们会保留你的简历，将来有合适的职位再通知你。”</p><p><span word="No">No</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="won">won</span>’<span word="t">t</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="deleted">deleted</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="email">email</span> <span word="thread">thread</span> 5 <span word="seconds">seconds</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="sent">sent</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="email">email</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="emptied">emptied</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="resume">resume</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="trash">trash</span> <span word="bin">bin</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="quoted">quoted</span> <span word="parts">parts</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cover">cover</span> <span word="letter">letter</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="employees">employees</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="lunch">lunch</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="laugh">laugh</span>.</p><p>不，你们不会的。你发好这封邮件后马上就删了。我的简历被扔进垃圾桶，你们茶余饭后还会取笑我求职信里的内容。</p><p>“<span word="A">A</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="position">position</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span>!”</p><p>“很多人跟你们的情况相同。”</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="believed">believed</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="turned">turned</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="TV">TV</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="teenagers">teenagers</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="commercials">commercials</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="upcoming">upcoming</span> <span word="winter">winter</span> <span word="olympics">olympics</span>.</p><p>我相信你们的话，直到我看电视看到冬奥会广告里的少年们。</p><p>“<span word="We">We</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="value">value</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="applicants">applicants</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="observe">observe</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="letter">letter</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="resume">resume</span> <span word="carefully">carefully</span>!”</p><p>“我们重视每个申请者，而且花时间仔细看每封求职信和简历。”</p><p><span word="No">No</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span>.</p><p>你们才不会呢。</p><p>“<span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="opening">opening</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="path">path</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="along">along</span>!”</p><p>“这只是开始，会有更好的职位等着你。”</p><p><span word="If">If</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="deferring">deferring</span> <span word="student">student</span> <span word="loans">loans</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="picking">picking</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="applications">applications</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Starbucks">Starbucks</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Subway">Subway</span>…<span word="then">then</span> <span word="yes">yes</span>.</p><p>如果“更好”是说借不到学生贷款以及去星巴克和地铁站打工的话，你们没说错。</p>
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