英国警察蜀黍爱卖萌：冒充警犬写个证词
<p><span word="Police">Police</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="under">under</span> <span word="investigation">investigation</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="jokingly">jokingly</span> <span word="filling">filling</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="witness">witness</span> <span word="statement">statement</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="name">name</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="force">force</span> <span word="dog">dog</span>.</p><p>英国某警局的警察因为以警犬的名义而开玩笑地填写证词而被调查。</p><p><span word="Officers">Officers</span> <span word="became">became</span> <span word="exasperated">exasperated</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="prosecutors">prosecutors</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="account">account</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="crime">crime</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="a">a</span> ‘<span word="PC">PC</span> <span word="Peach">Peach</span>’, <span word="not">not</span> <span word="realising">realising</span> <span word="Peach">Peach</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="name">name</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="police">police</span> <span word="dog">dog</span>.</p><p>不知情的英国皇家检察署检察官申请想看“<span word="PC">PC</span> <span word="Peach">Peach</span>” 的案件卷宗，他们并没有意识到<span word="PC">PC</span> <span word="Peach">Peach</span>是警犬的名字。警察们显然被激怒了。</p><p><span word="So">So</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="completed">completed</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="form">form</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="written">written</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="alsatian">alsatian</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="signed">signed</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="paw">paw</span> <span word="print">print</span>.</p><p>所以他们冒充这只阿尔萨斯狗血统的警犬填写了这份表格，上面还盖了一个爪印。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="dog">dog</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="statement">statement</span> <span word="read">read</span>: ‘<span word="I">I</span> <span word="chase">chase</span> <span word="him">him</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="bite">bite</span> <span word="him">him</span>. <span word="Bad">Bad</span> <span word="man">man</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="tasty">tasty</span>. <span word="Good">Good</span> <span word="boy">boy</span>. <span word="Good">Good</span> <span word="boy">boy</span> <span word="Peach">Peach</span>.’</p><p>这份证词中写到：“我追了他，我咬了他，他是坏人。他味道不错。我是好孩子，好孩子<span word="Peach">Peach</span>。”</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="form">form</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="pinned">pinned</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="West">West</span> <span word="Midlands">Midlands</span> <span word="Police">Police</span> <span word="station">station</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="week">week</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="amusement">amusement</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="colleagues">colleagues</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="odds">odds</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Crown">Crown</span> <span word="Prosecution">Prosecution</span> <span word="Service">Service</span> (<span word="CPS">CPS</span>) <span word="over">over</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="handling">handling</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="cases">cases</span>.</p><p>这份表格上周被英国的西米德兰兹郡警局贴出来了，只为博同事一笑。该警局的警官们跟英国皇家检察署经常在处理案件上产生分歧。</p><p><span word="Another">Another</span> <span word="officer">officer</span> <span word="took">took</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="photo">photo</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="statement">statement</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="found">found</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="a">a</span> ‘<span word="cop">cop</span> <span word="humour">humour</span>’ <span word="page">page</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Facebook">Facebook</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Friday">Friday</span>.</p>
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