凤姐看不上林书豪 因为林书豪不够帅
<p>随着林书豪在全球大热，不少网友发现林书豪的本人条件竟然完全符合凤姐的择偶标准！不少网友纷纷表示没想到红如林书豪，最终也逃不过凤姐的魔掌...就在这个时候，凤姐在微博上表示林书豪长得不够帅，而且篮球又不能当饭吃。林书豪就这样活生生地被凤姐抛弃了，引起网友们的热烈讨论。</p><p>凤姐的炒作我们已经习惯了，这次凤姐语出惊人也是我们早就预料到的事情。按照凤姐的逻辑，这个世界上大部分男人都对她有意思，为了让凤姐安心，咱就为凤姐支招：怎样甩掉男朋友而又把对他的伤害降低到最小？！</p><p>1. <span word="Choose">Choose</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dump">dump</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span>. <span word="Make">Make</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="completely">completely</span> <span word="insignificant">insignificant</span> <span word="date">date</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="add">add</span> <span word="insult">insult</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="injury">injury</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="breaking">breaking</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="birthday">birthday</span>, <span word="Valentine">Valentine</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Day">Day</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="anniversary">anniversary</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="dog">dog</span> <span word="died">died</span>.</p><p>甩掉男朋友需要挑日子。不要在特殊的日子里把人家甩了，比如他的生日、情人节、交往周年纪念日或者是他的爱犬死掉的纪念日。</p><p>2. <span word="Keep">Keep</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="distance">distance</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="week">week</span> <span word="prior">prior</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="date">date</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="set">set</span>. <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="call">call</span>, <span word="message">message</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="visit">visit</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="time">time</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="calls">calls</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="stops">stops</span> <span word="by">by</span>, <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="busy">busy</span>. <span word="This">This</span> <span word="gives">gives</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="consider">consider</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="certain">certain</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="likely">likely</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="sense">sense</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="will">will</span> (<span word="hopefully">hopefully</span>) <span word="start">start</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="prepare">prepare</span> <span word="himself">himself</span> <span word="emotionally">emotionally</span>.</p>
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