单身男女最恨的九个问题
<p>单身男女最恨的九大问题</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="willing">willing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="romantic">romantic</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="because">because</span>, <span word="let">let</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="entertaining">entertaining</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="seriously">seriously</span> <span word="coupled">coupled</span>-<span word="up">up</span> <span word="friends">friends</span>.</p><p>单身的好处之一是人们往往很愿意谈论你浪漫的感情生活，面对现实吧，你的生活显然比那些已经成双成对的朋友来得丰富多彩些。</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="bad">bad</span> <span word="news">news</span>? <span word="Sometimes">Sometimes</span>, <span word="people">people</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="life">life</span> <span word="regardless">regardless</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="mood">mood</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="opinions">opinions</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="questions">questions</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="enough">enough</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="gonna">gonna</span> <span word="start">start</span> <span word="sounding">sounding</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span>...</p><p>缺点呢？有时候，即便是你不想谈的时候，人们还是会抓着你的感情生活喋喋不休。而且他们总是有说不完的意见和问题。如果你单身的时间长了，就会一直听到下面这些换汤不换药的话：</p><p>1. "<span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="seeing">seeing</span> <span word="someone">someone</span>? <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="not">not</span>?"</p><p>“你有对象了吗？为什么没有呢？”</p><p><span word="Amazingly">Amazingly</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="question">question</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="week">week</span>. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="week">week</span>! <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="turn">turn</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="question">question</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="asker">asker</span>. "<span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="relationship">relationship</span>?" "<span word="Because">Because</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="love">love</span>!" "<span word="Right">Right</span>, <span word="well">well</span>, <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span>." <span word="End">End</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="discussion">discussion</span>!</p><p>你可能不相信，但我每周最少都能被问到一次这问题。一周一次还是最少的！想要找点乐子的话，我就会反问提问的人：“那你为什么有对象了呢？” “因为我找到爱情了啊。” “太对了，我就是没找到啊。” 讨论结束！</p>
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