最奇葩的旷课理由
<p><span word="What">What</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="weirdest">weirdest</span> <span word="reason">reason</span> <span word="teachers">teachers</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="student">student</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="absent">absent</span>?</p><p>老师听过的学生旷课最奇葩的理由是什么？</p><p>获得7.4<span word="k">k</span>好评的回答@<span word="Anagha">Anagha</span> <span word="Manoharan">Manoharan</span>：</p><p><span word="Shall">Shall</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="nominate">nominate</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="earliest">earliest</span> <span word="lie">lie</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="this">this</span>?</p><p>我能分享一下我第一个旷课理由吗？</p><p><span word="Sleeping">Sleeping</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="classroom">classroom</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="getting">getting</span> <span word="caught">caught</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="that">that</span>, <span word="was">was</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="routine">routine</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> 3–5 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="old">old</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="leave">leave</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="reason">reason</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span>, <span word="with">with</span> <span word="utter">utter</span> <span word="helplessness">helplessness</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="gave">gave</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="excuse">excuse</span>.</p><p>在教室睡觉被抓是我3-5岁时的常事。后来有一天我一天没上学，第二天老师问我原因。在超级无助的情况下，我编了这个理由。</p><p><span word="Me">Me</span>: “<span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="sleeping">sleeping</span> <span word="Ma">Ma</span>'<span word="am">am</span>”.</p><p>我：“我在睡觉，老师。”</p><p><span word="Teacher">Teacher</span>: “<span word="Sleeping">Sleeping</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="whole">whole</span> <span word="day">day</span>?”</p><p>老师：“睡一整天？”</p><p><span word="Me">Me</span>: “<span word="Yes">Yes</span> <span word="ma">ma</span>'<span word="am">am</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="allows">allows</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="night">night</span>. <span word="That">That</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="during">during</span> <span word="class">class</span>.”</p><p>我：“是的，老师，我妈妈从来不让我晚上睡觉，所以我才经常上课睡觉。”</p><p><span word="Teacher">Teacher</span>: “<span word="But">But</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="allow">allow</span>?”</p><p>老师：“你妈妈为什么不让你睡觉呢？”</p><p><span word="Me">Me</span>: “<span word="We">We</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="preparing">preparing</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="final">final</span> <span word="exams">exams</span>”.</p><p>我：“我们在准备期末考试。”</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="called">called</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="believed">believed</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="lie">lie</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="innocence">innocence</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="felt">felt</span>, <span word="until">until</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="kindergarten">kindergarten</span> <span word="kid">kid</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="preparing">preparing</span> <span word="sleeplessly">sleeplessly</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="final">final</span> <span word="exams">exams</span>, <span word="that">that</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="after">after</span> 6 <span word="months">months</span>.</p>
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