爱情宝典:如何摆脱讨厌的女友
<p><span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="ever">ever</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="completely">completely</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="knew">knew</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="spend">spend</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rest">rest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="life">life</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="her">her</span>? <span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="neither">neither</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="gonna">gonna</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dump">dump</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="bitch">bitch</span>。</p><p>你有过如此深爱着你的女友以致你想要跟她共度余生吗？我也没有。所以我将告诉你怎样甩掉她。</p><p>1.<span word="Insult">Insult</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="style">style</span></p><p>贬低她的穿着风格</p><p><span word="How">How</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="look">look</span>? 我看上去怎么样</p><p><span word="You">You</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cow">cow</span>. 你看上去像头奶牛</p><p><span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="fuck">fuck</span> <span word="you">you</span>! <span word="Asshole">Asshole</span>! 混蛋！</p><p><span word="Great">Great</span>! 棒极了！</p><p>2.<span word="Play">Play</span> <span word="World">World</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Warcraft">Warcraft</span></p><p>玩魔兽世界</p><p><span word="Let">Let</span> <span word="tanks">tanks</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="aggro">aggro</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="start">start</span> <span word="DPS">DPS</span>. <span word="What">What</span>? <span word="NO">NO</span>! <span word="Don">Don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="stand">stand</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fire">fire</span>. <span word="Go">Go</span>! <span word="OK">OK</span>. <span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="God">God</span> <span word="damn">damn</span> <span word="it">it</span>! <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="healer">healer</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="here">here</span>。在启动<span word="DPS">DPS</span>前先启动坦克。什么，哦，不。不要呆在火里！上！好的。哦，该死！我这需要治疗。</p><p><span word="What">What</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="doing">doing</span>? 你在做什么</p><p><span word="Shut">Shut</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fuck">fuck</span> <span word="up">up</span>! <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="raiding">raiding</span>. 闭嘴，我在袭击</p><p><span word="Wow">Wow</span>! 哦天哪！</p><p>3.<span word="Cheat">Cheat</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="her">her</span></p><p>劈腿吧</p><p><span word="Hi">Hi</span>, <span word="free">free</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span>? 嗨，有空吃晚餐吗？</p><p><span word="No">No</span>, <span word="sorry">sorry</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="busy">busy</span> <span word="tonight">tonight</span>. <span word="Oh">Oh</span>, <span word="Anthony">Anthony</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="much">much</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="too">too</span>, <span word="new">new</span> <span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span>. <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="super">super</span> <span word="busy">busy</span> <span word="tonight">tonight</span>. <span word="Oh">Oh</span>, <span word="come">come</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="here">here</span>. <span word="Let">Let</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blow">blow</span> <span word="torch">torch</span>。不，抱歉，我今晚很忙。喔，<span word="Anthony">Anthony</span>，我很爱你。我也爱你，新女友。是，今晚实在太忙了。来这儿，我把喷灯给你。</p>
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