大家喝醉酒之后，真是各有各的搞笑
<p>1. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="rename">rename</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="contacts">contacts</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="phone">phone</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="spirit">spirit</span> <span word="animals">animals</span>. <span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hell">hell</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="eternal">eternal</span> <span word="baby">baby</span> <span word="chinchilla">chinchilla</span> ?</p><p>我决定把手机里的联系人全部重命名为他们的灵魂动物，谁是“永远的栗鼠宝宝”？</p><p>2. 12 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="ago">ago</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="college">college</span> <span word="party">party</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="guy">guy</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="party">party</span> <span word="held">held</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="threw">threw</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="walked">walked</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="yard">yard</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="better">better</span>. <span word="We">We</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> 7 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="now">now</span>.</p><p>12年前我读大学的时候，在一个聚会上醉得很厉害。一个在场的男孩帮我挽起头发，以免吐的时候沾到。还陪着我在院子里散步，直到我感觉好多了。现在我们已经结婚7年了。</p><p>3. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="overserved">overserved</span> <span word="andshowered">andshowered</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="ID">ID</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="Dad">Dad</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="front">front</span> <span word="door">door</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="at">at</span> 4<span word="amthniking">amthniking</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="bar">bar</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="full">full</span> <span word="cop">cop</span> <span word="uniform">uniform</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="work">work</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="allowed">allowed</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="while">while</span>.</p><p>我醉醺醺地回到家里，在大门口把身份证给我的爸爸看，那个时候是凌晨4点，我以为这是另外一个酒吧。我爸爸穿着全套警察制服，正准备去上班。他允许我进门，但我很久之后才被允许出门。</p><p>4. <span word="One">One</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="drunkwith">drunkwith</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="teacherfrom">teacherfrom</span> <span word="high">high</span> <span word="school">school</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="apparently">apparently</span>, <span word="at">at</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="point">point</span> <span word="duringthe">duringthe</span> <span word="night">night</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bathroom">bathroom</span>.</p><p>有一次我跟一个高中老师旧识对饮，喝得醉醺醺的，我很清楚地记得，当晚某个时间，我举起手问他我能不能去上厕所。</p>
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