少儿英语双语趣味小故事：如此迅速
<p><span word="So">So</span> <span word="Fast">Fast</span></p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="widow">widow</span> <span word="takes">takes</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="dear">dear</span> <span word="departed">departed</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="before">before</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="funeral">funeral</span> <span word="and">and</span>, <span word="to">to</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="horror">horror</span>, <span word="finds">finds</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="hes">hes</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="brown">brown</span> <span word="suit">suit</span>. <span word="Shed">Shed</span> <span word="specifically">specifically</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="undertaker">undertaker</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="buried">buried</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="suit">suit</span>; <span word="shed">shed</span> <span word="brought">brought</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="occasion">occasion</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="angy">angy</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="mortician">mortician</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="brown">brown</span> <span word="suit">suit</span> <span word="hed">hed</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="lightning">lightning</span> <span word="bolt">bolt</span> <span word="hit">hit</span> <span word="him">him</span>.</p><p> <span word="She">She</span> <span word="demanded">demanded</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="corpse">corpse</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="changed">changed</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="suit">suit</span> <span word="shed">shed</span> <span word="brought">brought</span> <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="purpose">purpose</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="undertaker">undertaker</span> <span word="said">said</span>, <span word="But">But</span> <span word="madam">madam</span>! <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="minute">minute</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="funeral">funeral</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="scheduled">scheduled</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="begin">begin</span>! <span word="We">We</span> <span word="cant">cant</span> <span word="possibly">possibly</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="changed">changed</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="amount">amount</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="time">time</span>.</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="lady">lady</span> <span word="said">said</span>, <span word="Whos">Whos</span> <span word="paying">paying</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="this">this</span>?</p><p> <span word="Seeing">Seeing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="logic">logic</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="argument">argument</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="reluctant">reluctant</span> <span word="mortician">mortician</span> <span word="wheeled">wheeled</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="coffin">coffin</span> <span word="out">out</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="wheeled">wheeled</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="moment">moment</span> <span word="later">later</span>. <span word="Miraculously">Miraculously</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="corpse">corpse</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="suit">suit</span>.</p><p> <span word="After">After</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ceremony">ceremony</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="well">well</span>-<span word="satisfied">satisfied</span> <span word="widow">widow</span> <span word="complimented">complimented</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="undertaker">undertaker</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="smooth">smooth</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="speedy">speedy</span> <span word="service">service</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="hed">hed</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="able">able</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="husband">husband</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="suit">suit</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="fast">fast</span>.</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="funeral">funeral</span> <span word="director">director</span> <span word="said">said</span>, <span word="Oh">Oh</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="easy">easy</span>. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="happens">happens</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="already">already</span> <span word="dressed">dressed</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="blue">blue</span> <span word="suit">suit</span>. <span word="All">All</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="switch">switch</span> <span word="heads">heads</span>!</p>如此迅速</p><p> 葬礼前，寡妇看了一眼她亲爱的丈夫。她惊恐地发现，丈夫穿着他棕色的西装。她事先特地要求穿寿衣的人给他穿上蓝色的西装。那是她特意为他做的。但令她惊奇的是，穿寿衣的人仍然给他穿着他被雷电击中时穿的棕色西装。</p>
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