盘点:美利坚十大爆笑"怪"现象
<p>1. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="can">can</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pizza">pizza</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="faster">faster</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="ambulance">ambulance</span>.</p><p>只有在美国叫<span word="pizza">pizza</span>比叫救护车快。</p><p>2. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="are">are</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="handicap">handicap</span> <span word="parking">parking</span> <span word="places">places</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="front">front</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="skating">skating</span> <span word="rink">rink</span>.</p><p>只有在美国残疾人专用停车位被设在滑雪道前面。</p><p>3. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="do">do</span> <span word="drugstores">drugstores</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sick">sick</span> <span word="walk">walk</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="back">back</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="prescriptions">prescriptions</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="healthy">healthy</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="cigarettes">cigarettes</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="front">front</span>.</p><p>只有在美国药店把售药窗口设在后门,要病人绕一大圈过去买;而用前门的好位子来向正常人出售香烟。</p><p>4. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="do">do</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="order">order</span> <span word="double">double</span> <span word="cheese">cheese</span> <span word="burgers">burgers</span>, <span word="large">large</span> <span word="fries">fries</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="diet">diet</span> <span word="Coke">Coke</span>.</p><p>只有在美国才有人点双份乳酪汉堡、大份炸薯条、外加一瓶无糖可乐。</p><p>5. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="do">do</span> <span word="banks">banks</span> <span word="leave">leave</span> <span word="both">both</span> <span word="doors">doors</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="vault">vault</span> <span word="open">open</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="chain">chain</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pens">pens</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="counters">counters</span>.</p><p>只有在美国银行把大门全开,却把要营业的柜台封了。</p><p>6. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="do">do</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="leave">leave</span> <span word="cars">cars</span> <span word="worth">worth</span> <span word="thousands">thousands</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="dollars">dollars</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="driveway">driveway</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="useless">useless</span> <span word="junk">junk</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="garage">garage</span>.</p><p>只有在美国人们把上千美元的好车停在路边,把自家的车库用来停报废的破车。</p><p>7. <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="America">America</span>...<span word="do">do</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="answering">answering</span> <span word="machines">machines</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="screen">screen</span> <span word="calls">calls</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="wont">wont</span> <span word="miss">miss</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="didnt">didnt</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="place">place</span>.</p>
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