2010年新年愿望串串烧(搞笑版)
</p><p><span word="Funny">Funny</span> <span word="New">New</span> <span word="Year">Year</span> <span word="Resolutions">Resolutions</span> </p><p><span word="Check">Check</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="innovative">innovative</span> <span word="New">New</span> <span word="Year">Year</span>\'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Resolutions">Resolutions</span>! <span word="Enjoy">Enjoy</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span>...<span word="Surely">Surely</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="enjoy">enjoy</span>!!</p><p><span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="today">today</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="sit">sit</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="living">living</span> <span word="room">room</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="nightdress">nightdress</span>. <span word="Instead">Instead</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="move">move</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="computer">computer</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bedroom">bedroom</span>. </p><p>我决定今天不再穿着睡衣在客厅里宅一天，我要把电脑搬到卧室去。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="longer">longer</span> <span word="waste">waste</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="relieving">relieving</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="past">past</span>, <span word="instead">instead</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="spend">spend</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="worrying">worrying</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="future">future</span>. </p><p>我不会再把时间浪费在反省过去上，我要把它们用来担心未来。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="bore">bore</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="boss">boss</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span> <span word="excuse">excuse</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="taking">taking</span> <span word="leaves">leaves</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="excuses">excuses</span>. </p><p>我不会再用那些借口跟老板请假了，我要想一些新的理由。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="less">less</span> <span word="laundry">laundry</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="deodorant">deodorant</span>. </p><p>新年里，我要减少洗衣服的次数，多用除臭剂。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="avoid">avoid</span> <span word="taking">taking</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bath">bath</span> <span word="whenever">whenever</span> <span word="possible">possible</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="conserve">conserve</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="water">water</span>. </p><p>我要尽可能避免洗澡，节省水资源。</p><p><span word="Assure">Assure</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="lawyer">lawyer</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="again">again</span> <span word="show">show</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="custody">custody</span> <span word="hearing">hearing</span>. </p><p>向我的律师保证，再也不会喝醉了上拘留所。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="chocolates">chocolates</span> <span word="totally">totally</span>. 100%. <span word="Completely">Completely</span>. <span word="Honestly">Honestly</span>.... </p><p>我要戒掉巧克力，完全地，绝对地，彻底地……</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="try">try</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="figure">figure</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="I">I</span> *<span word="really">really</span>* <span word="need">need</span> <span word="nine">nine</span> <span word="e">e</span>-<span word="mail">mail</span> <span word="addresses">addresses</span>. </p>
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