幽默英语巧记六级单词A部分（第一期）
<p> <span word="Abide">Abide</span></p><p> <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="speeding">speeding</span> <span word="tickets">tickets</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="law">law</span>-<span word="abiding">abiding</span> <span word="citizen">citizen</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="offender">offender</span>. <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="speeding">speeding</span>-<span word="ticket">ticket</span> <span word="collector">collector</span>.</p><p> 是的，我是收到过一些违规超速的罚单。不过我可是一个守法公民，而不是违法者。我更象一个超速罚单收藏家。</p><p> 注：你因为超速被交警拦下后你敢这样对警察说吗?</p><p> <span word="Abolish">Abolish</span></p><p> <span word="If">If</span> <span word="everybody">everybody</span> <span word="becomes">becomes</span> <span word="middle">middle</span>-<span word="class">class</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="middle">middle</span>-<span word="class">class</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="automatically">automatically</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="abolished">abolished</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="everybody">everybody</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="middle">middle</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="middle">middle</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="Id">Id</span> <span word="rather">rather</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="stay">stay</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="low">low</span> <span word="class">class</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="negative">negative</span> <span word="class">class</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="middle">middle</span> <span word="class">class</span>.</p><p> 如果人人都成了中产阶级，中产阶级将会被自动取消。如果人人都在中间，就没有中间。所以我宁愿呆在低的那个阶级，甚至负阶级，好让你们当中产阶级。</p><p> <span word="Absurd">Absurd</span></p><p> <span word="You">You</span> <span word="cannot">cannot</span> <span word="achieve">achieve</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="impossible">impossible</span> <span word="without">without</span> <span word="attempting">attempting</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="absurd">absurd</span>.</p><p> 不尝试荒谬你就成就不了不可能的事。</p><p> 注：人类历史上每次重大的科技进步一开始在常人看来都有点儿的荒谬。</p><p> <span word="Accommodate">Accommodate</span></p><p> <span word="Lord">Lord</span> <span word="Emsworth">Emsworth</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="minds">minds</span> <span word="capable">capable</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="accommodating">accommodating</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="time">time</span> ---<span word="if">if</span> <span word="that">that</span>.</p><p> 艾姆公爵的大脑一次只能容纳一种思想--如果他有的话。</p>
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