盘点那些闹过笑话的口语
<p> 在美国德州读书。当时想向教授表达我来了，然后我来了句<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>。教授整个人都不好了。</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="studying">studying</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Texas">Texas</span>,<span word="the">the</span> <span word="US">US</span>.<span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="cant">cant</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="embarrassed">embarrassed</span>.</p><p> 点评：<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>是人在性高潮临近时说的话，经常在美剧、电影和有色笑话里听到。怎么表达才让教授听懂呢?可以说<span word="Here">Here</span>!(我已经到了)或者<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span>(我在路上了).</p><p> <span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="bypeople">bypeople</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="orgasm">orgasm</span>. <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="phrase">phrase</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="American">American</span> <span word="tv">tv</span> <span word="shows">shows</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="movies">movies</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="used">used</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="off">off</span>-<span word="color">color</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>. <span word="Instead">Instead</span>,<span word="Here">Here</span>! <span word="or">or</span> <span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hear">hear</span>.</p><p> 去英国时坐飞机，空姐倒完水之后我说<span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>，空姐说<span word="Cheers">Cheers</span>，于是我就对她举了举杯。空姐当时就惊呆了。再之后从海关到机场大巴司机，一路上都有人跟我说<span word="cheers">cheers</span>，我就疑惑了啊，我这手里也没杯子啊怎么<span word="cheers">cheers</span>?!</p><p> <span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="travelled">travelled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="air">air</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Britain">Britain</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stewardess">stewardess</span> <span word="served">served</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="saidcheers">saidcheers</span>, <span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cup">cup</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="puzzled">puzzled</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="plane">plane</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="found">found</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="people">people</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Customs">Customs</span> <span word="staff">staff</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="shuttle">shuttle</span> <span word="bus">bus</span> <span word="driver">driver</span>, <span word="were">were</span> <span word="saying">saying</span> <span word="cheers">cheers</span>. <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="cheers">cheers</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="glass">glass</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>!</p><p> 点评：英国人说<span word="cheers">cheers</span>表示谢谢，再见的意思。<span word="British">British</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="cheers">cheers</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="thank">thank</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="bye">bye</span>!</p>
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