萌言萌语过六一
<p> 孩子们眼中的世界总是童趣十足! 小时候的你一定常有新发现!还记得自己曾说过哪些至理名言，让大人哭笑不得吗?六一儿童节，我们一起来看看小盆友们的萌言萌语吧!</p><p> 1. <span word="TEACHER">TEACHER</span>: <span word="Tommy">Tommy</span>, <span word="why">why</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="dirty">dirty</span>?</p><p> <span word="TOMMY">TOMMY</span>: <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lot">lot</span> <span word="closer">closer</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="ground">ground</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span>.</p><p> 老师：汤米，你为什么总是弄得这么脏?</p><p> 汤米：嗯，因为我比您离地面近得多。</p><p> 2. <span word="TEACHER">TEACHER</span>: <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="late">late</span>?</p><p> <span word="WEBSTER">WEBSTER</span>: <span word="Because">Because</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sign">sign</span>.</p><p> <span word="TEACHER">TEACHER</span>: <span word="What">What</span> <span word="sign">sign</span>?</p><p> <span word="WEBSTER">WEBSTER</span>: <span word="The">The</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="says">says</span>, <span word="School">School</span> <span word="Ahead">Ahead</span>, <span word="Go">Go</span> <span word="Slow">Slow</span>.</p><p> 老师：为什么迟到?</p><p> 韦伯斯特：因为那个路标。</p><p> 老师：哪个路标?</p><p> 韦伯斯特：就是那个写着前方学校，请慢行的。</p><p> 3. <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="expensive">expensive</span> <span word="money">money</span>?3 <span word="year">year</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="girl">girl</span></p><p> 为什么你就不能拿些贵的钱?</p><p> 4. <span word="Once">Once</span> <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="done">done</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="kindergarten">kindergarten</span>, <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="wife">wife</span>. <span word="Tom">Tom</span>, 5</p><p> 幼儿园毕业，我要给自己找个老婆。</p><p> 5. <span word="Tell">Tell</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="wife">wife</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="looks">looks</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="looks">looks</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="truck">truck</span>! <span word="Ricky">Ricky</span>, 7</p><p> 就算你的妻子长得像个卡车，你也要夸她好看。</p>
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