雅思写作中的经典笑话
<p> 笑果指数</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="read">read</span>, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="study">study</span>.</p><p> <span word="Studying">Studying</span> <span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="involves">involves</span> <span word="reading">reading</span>!</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="shared">shared</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="myself">myself</span>.</p><p> <span word="You">You</span> <span word="cannot">cannot</span> <span word="share">share</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="yourself">yourself</span>!</p><p> <span word="It">It</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="disadvantages">disadvantages</span>, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="its">its</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="furture">furture</span>.</p><p> <span word="Disadvantages">Disadvantages</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="bad">bad</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="definition">definition</span>!</p><p> <span word="China">China</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="big">big</span> <span word="country">country</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="four">four</span> <span word="seasons">seasons</span>.</p><p> <span word="Small">Small</span> <span word="countries">countries</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="four">four</span> <span word="seasons">seasons</span>, <span word="too">too</span>!</p><p> <span word="She">She</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="person">person</span>, <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="father">father</span>.</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="fact">fact</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="doesnt">doesnt</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="person">person</span>!</p><p> 笑果指数 </p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="writing">writing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="express">express</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="receive">receive</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="aid">aid</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="you">you</span>?</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="hands">hands</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="bet">bet</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mean">mean</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>.</p><p> <span word="More">More</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="getting">getting</span> <span word="older">older</span>.</p><p> <span word="Whos">Whos</span> <span word="getting">getting</span> <span word="younger">younger</span>?</p><p> <span word="In">In</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="opinion">opinion</span>, <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="student">student</span>.</p><p> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="sure">sure</span>?</p><p> <span word="Pandas">Pandas</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="development">development</span>.</p><p> <span word="Sounds">Sounds</span> <span word="difficult">difficult</span>.</p><p> <span word="My">My</span> <span word="ability">ability</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="couldnt">couldnt</span> <span word="study">study</span>.</p><p> ......<span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="develolping">develolping</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="developed">developed</span> <span word="countries">countries</span>.</p><p> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="coutries">coutries</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="neither">neither</span> <span word="developing">developing</span> <span word="nor">nor</span> <span word="developed">developed</span>?</p><p> 笑果指数 </p>
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