过年亲戚问有对象吗？就这么答
<p>显然，老家的亲戚不会用英语问你这个问题，你也不必用英文答（如果你有特别牛的亲戚，请无视这句）。所以，本篇仅供娱乐&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;咱们就是想看看老外在面对这个问题时都是怎么答的。</p><p>亲友同学最爱问的这句：</p><p>"<span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="seeing">seeing</span> <span word="anyone">anyone</span>?"</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;你有对象/男票/女票吗？</p><p>普通青年这么答：</p><p>1. "<span word="No">No</span>."</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;没有。</p><p>2. "<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="dating">dating</span> <span word="around">around</span>."</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;一直在相亲。</p><p>3. "<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="tied">tied</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="yet">yet</span>."</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;还没遇到合适的。</p><p>4. "<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="dating">dating</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="one">one</span>."</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;见过几个人，但都觉得不太合适。</p><p>逗比青年这么答：</p><p>1. "<span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="he">he</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="already">already</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="kids">kids</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="own">own</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="you">you</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="grandchildren">grandchildren</span> <span word="you">you</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span> <span word="for">for</span>!"</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;有男友啊，他已经有两个孩子了。你不是一直想要外孙吗，这下你的愿望可以一步到位了！</p><p>2. "<span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="exactly">exactly</span>...<span word="I">I</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="joined">joined</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cult">cult</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="don">don</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="believe">believe</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="sort">sort</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="lasting">lasting</span>, <span word="committed">committed</span> <span word="relationships">relationships</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="use">use</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="keep">keep</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="population">population</span> <span word="populated">populated</span>."</p>
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