搞笑英语话剧：《武松打虎》
<p>今天英语小编整理并分享搞笑英语话剧：《武松打虎》，欢迎大家继续关注英语网，我们将继续为你提供更多英语短剧，希望各位老师和同学能够喜欢。</p><p>第一幕：喝酒</p><p>武松：<span word="Hello">Hello</span>! <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="Wu">Wu</span> <span word="Song">Song</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="handsome">handsome</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="famous">famous</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="clever">clever</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Liang">Liang</span> <span word="Shan">Shan</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="sister">sister</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="law">law</span> <span word="Pan">Pan</span> <span word="jinlian">jinlian</span>! <span word="She">She</span> <span word="poisoned">poisoned</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="brother">brother</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="brother">brother</span> <span word="Pan">Pan</span> <span word="jinlian">jinlian</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="dangerous">dangerous</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="My">My</span> <span word="brother">brother</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="married">married</span> <span word="her">her</span>. (叹气，唉&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;.跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)<span word="Dangerous">Dangerous</span>, <span word="dangerous">dangerous</span>! <span word="The">The</span> <span word="girl">girl</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="dangerous">dangerous</span>.</p><p>武松(见到酒店一家)：<span word="A">A</span> <span word="restaurant">restaurant</span>! <span word="Good">Good</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="hungry">hungry</span>. (进屋坐下)<span word="Waiter">Waiter</span>! <span word="Wine">Wine</span>! <span word="Wine">Wine</span>! <span word="The">The</span> <span word="best">best</span> <span word="wine">wine</span>!</p><p>小二：<span word="Hi">Hi</span>, <span word="sir">sir</span>. <span word="Sit">Sit</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="please">please</span>. <span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="XO">XO</span>, <span word="Er">Er</span> <span word="Guo">Guo</span> <span word="Tou">Tou</span>, <span word="Mao">Mao</span> <span word="Tai">Tai</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="Qing">Qing</span> <span word="Dao">Dao</span> <span word="beer">beer</span>?</p><p>武松：(晕晕乎乎地)<span word="How">How</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="XO">XO</span>?</p><p>小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。</p><p>武松：<span word="Open">Open</span>&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;<span word="Open">Open</span>&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;..(喷嚏)(小二将酒瓶起开)</p><p>武松：(面怒，片刻无语)<span word="Open">Open</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="window">window</span> <span word="please">please</span>!<span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="wine">wine</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="er">er</span> <span word="guo">guo</span> <span word="tou">tou</span>! <span word="It">It</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="strong">strong</span> <span word="enough">enough</span>.</p><p>小二：<span word="You">You</span>&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;.<span word="You">You</span>&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，<span word="Ok">Ok</span>. <span word="Here">Here</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span>.</p><p>武松：<span word="Anything">Anything</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="eat">eat</span>?</p><p>小二：<span word="Would">Would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="sandwiches">sandwiches</span>, <span word="hamburgers">hamburgers</span>, <span word="bread">bread</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="pizza">pizza</span>?</p><p>武松：<span word="Ten">Ten</span> <span word="pizzas">pizzas</span>, <span word="please">please</span>.</p>
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