英语短笑话：圣诞礼物
<p> 英语短笑话：圣诞礼物</p><p> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="Christmas">Christmas</span> <span word="Gift">Gift</span> 圣诞礼物</p><p> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="guy">guy</span> <span word="bought">bought</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="wife">wife</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span> <span word="diamond">diamond</span> <span word="ring">ring</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="Christmas">Christmas</span>.</p><p> 圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。</p><p> <span word="After">After</span> <span word="hearing">hearing</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="extravagant">extravagant</span> <span word="gift">gift</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="said">said</span>, "<span word="I">I</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="those">those</span> <span word="sporty">sporty</span> <span word="four">four</span>-<span word="wheel">wheel</span>-<span word="drive">drive</span> <span word="vehicles">vehicles</span>."</p><p> 他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;她不是想要辆四驱车吗。</p><p> "<span word="She">She</span> <span word="did">did</span>," <span word="he">he</span> <span word="replied">replied</span>. "<span word="But">But</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fake">fake</span> <span word="Jeep">Jeep</span>?"</p><p> 先生答：&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;是啊，(可以买到假钻石)，可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?</p>
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