荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语剧本
<p> 荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语剧本：</p><p> <span word="Emperor">Emperor</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Assassin">Assassin</span></p><p> 旁白(<span word="Aside">Aside</span> )/介绍(<span word="Introduction">Introduction</span>)： <span word="Long">Long</span> <span word="ago">ago</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="crazy">crazy</span> <span word="country">country</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="crazy">crazy</span> <span word="country">country</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="crazy">crazy</span> <span word="people">people</span>, <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="show">show</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="crazy">crazy</span> <span word="history">history</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="crazy">crazy</span> <span word="ways">ways</span>. <span word="Mr">Mr</span> <span word="Jingke">Jingke</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="famous">famous</span> <span word="swordsman">swordsman</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="sent">sent</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="king">king</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Qing">Qing</span>, &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Yingzheng">Yingzheng</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="finally">finally</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="failed">failed</span>. <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="happened">happened</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="time">time</span>? <span word="Okay">Okay</span>, <span word="next">next</span> <span word="show">show</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="truth">truth</span>.</p><p> <span word="Action">Action</span> <span word="I">I</span></p><p> 太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状)：<span word="Mirror">Mirror</span>, <span word="mirror">mirror</span>, <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="world">world</span>? (画外音：<span word="It">It</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="you">you</span>, <span word="Prince">Prince</span> <span word="Dan">Dan</span>! 太子丹高兴状) <span word="Thank">Thank</span> <span word="u">u</span> <span word="mirror">mirror</span>! (面对观众) <span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="Prince">Prince</span> <span word="Dan">Dan</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="magic">magic</span> <span word="mirror">mirror</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="attractive">attractive</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="world">world</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="Ying">Ying</span> <span word="Zheng">Zheng</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="jealous">jealous</span> <span word="guy">guy</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="feel">feel</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="mirror">mirror</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="truth">truth</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="scared">scared</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="do">do</span>? (向幕里大叫) <span word="Where">Where</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="minister">minister</span>?</p><p> 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : <span word="Honey">Honey</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>.</p><p> 太子丹：<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="again">again</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="again">again</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="me">me</span> &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="my">my</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span>、<span word="graceful">graceful</span> 、<span word="handsome">handsome</span>、<span word="charming">charming</span>、<span word="cute">cute</span>、<span word="smart">smart</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="dearest">dearest</span> <span word="Prince">Prince</span> <span word="Dan">Dan</span>!</p><p> 阿三：<span word="Sure">Sure</span>, <span word="honey">honey</span>! <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="idea">idea</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hero">hero</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kill">kill</span> <span word="YingZheng">YingZheng</span>~~~(作杀状)</p><p> 太子：<span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="yeah">yeah</span>~~~. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="expensive">expensive</span> <span word="commodity">commodity</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="century">century</span>? <span word="Talent">Talent</span>!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才!这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) <span word="Good">Good</span> <span word="idea">idea</span>! <span word="But">But</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="right">right</span> <span word="candidate">candidate</span>?</p>
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