5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
<p>5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》</p><p>《西门吹雪与叶孤城》</p><p>演员表：</p><p>西门吹雪</p><p>叶孤城</p><p>花满楼</p><p><span word="king">king</span></p><p>旁白</p><p>道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。</p><p>第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠</p><p>旁白：<span word="A">A</span> <span word="quiet">quiet</span> <span word="villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow">villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow</span> .</p><p><span word="Birdsaredancinginthecold">Birdsaredancinginthecold</span> .</p><p>Amaniswal<span word="king">king</span>alongthestreet ,stepbystep .</p><p><span word="Windiscominginsilence">Windiscominginsilence</span>.</p><p><span word="Another">Another</span> <span word="mysteriousmanapproaches">mysteriousmanapproaches</span> .</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>与<span word="X">X</span>相遇．</p><p><span word="X">X</span>：<span word="oH">oH</span> ,<span word="Iamsorrytoknockyou">Iamsorrytoknockyou</span> !</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="Haha">Haha</span>, <span word="Nevermindbaybay">Nevermindbaybay</span>.</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Excuseme">Excuseme</span>， <span word="whoareyouonearth">whoareyouonearth</span>? <span word="couldyoutellmeyourname">couldyoutellmeyourname</span>?</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="ha">ha</span> <span word="ha">ha</span> ,<span word="Iwon">Iwon</span>’<span word="tchangemyname">tchangemyname</span>! <span word="nomatterwhathappens">nomatterwhathappens</span>. <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="mthemostfamous">mthemostfamous</span>——-<span word="YeGucheng">YeGucheng</span>. <span word="Whoareyou">Whoareyou</span>?</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Iamximenchuixue">Iamximenchuixue</span>.</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>惊讶:<span word="Ar">Ar</span>, <span word="ximenchui">ximenchui</span> <span word="xue">xue</span>?</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Yes">Yes</span>,<span word="whatiswrong">whatiswrong</span>?</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts">IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts</span>?</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Great">Great</span>, <span word="youknowme">youknowme</span> !</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>抱腿：<span word="Please">Please</span>, <span word="please">please</span>…… <span word="Don">Don</span>’<span word="tkillme">tkillme</span>! <span word="letmeyougo">letmeyougo</span>!</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="No">No</span>, <span word="Imustkillyou">Imustkillyou</span> !</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="Idon">Idon</span>””””””””<span word="twanttobekilled">twanttobekilled</span>.<span word="Thereare">Thereare</span> <span word="aeighty">aeighty</span>-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="oldmotheandathree">oldmotheandathree</span>-<span word="yearold">yearold</span> <span word="sontobelookedafterbyme">sontobelookedafterbyme</span>!</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Noway">Noway</span>! <span word="Becausewearefightingnow">Becausewearefightingnow</span>!<span word="youknow">youknow</span>?</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>突然站起冷冷的说：<span word="Don">Don</span>””””””””<span word="t">t</span> <span word="forceme">forceme</span>!</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Pardon">Pardon</span>!</p><p>(<span word="Y">Y</span>拿出一袋牛奶)</p><p>X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrin<span word="king">king</span>it. howdoyouknowthat?</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="pleasedrinkit">pleasedrinkit</span>!</p><p><span word="X">X</span>喝完牛奶:<span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>, <span word="ha">ha</span>,<span word="ha">ha</span></p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>:<span word="Doyoustillwanttokillme">Doyoustillwanttokillme</span>?</p><p><span word="X">X</span>:<span word="Sure">Sure</span>, <span word="must">must</span>! <span word="milkismilk">milkismilk</span>.</p><p><span word="Y">Y</span>(恼怒+冷酷):<span word="Verygood">Verygood</span>! <span word="verygood">verygood</span>! <span word="Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid">Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid</span>!?</p>
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