千万不要理光头
<p><span word="Seeing">Seeing</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="baldies">baldies</span> (<span word="American">American</span> <span word="slang">slang</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="bald">bald</span> <span word="person">person</span>) <span word="in">in</span> <span word="school">school</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="tempted">tempted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="shave">shave</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="too">too</span>. <span word="Ever">Ever</span> <span word="since">since</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="baby">baby</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="bald">bald</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="month">month</span> <span word="old">old</span>.</p><p><span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="entering">entering</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="university">university</span>, <span word="be">be</span> <span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="seems">seems</span> <span word="wonderful">wonderful</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mind">mind</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="walked">walked</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="barbershop">barbershop</span>. <span word="Inside">Inside</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="few">few</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="barber">barber</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>: &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="You">You</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="short">short</span> <span word="hair">hair</span>, <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="crew">crew</span> <span word="cut">cut</span>?</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span>: &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="No">No</span>, <span word="shave">shave</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="barber">barber</span> <span word="laughed">laughed</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="rest">rest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wait">wait</span>. &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Let">Let</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="first">first</span>, <span word="it">it</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="five">five</span> <span word="minutes">minutes</span>.</p><p><span word="Ten">Ten</span> <span word="minutes">minutes</span> <span word="later">later</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="walked">walked</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="barbershop">barbershop</span>, <span word="feeling">feeling</span> <span word="free">free</span>.</p><p><span word="Touching">Touching</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span>, <span word="felt">felt</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span> <span word="pricky">pricky</span>. <span word="Felt">Felt</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="monk">monk</span>. <span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="knows">knows</span>, <span word="maybe">maybe</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="last">last</span> <span word="incarnation">incarnation</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="monk">monk</span>.</p><p><span word="Returning">Returning</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dormitory">dormitory</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="dorm">dorm</span> <span word="mates">mates</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="astonished">astonished</span>. <span word="After">After</span> <span word="laughing">laughing</span> <span word="aloud">aloud</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="while">while</span>, <span word="all">all</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="resist">resist</span> <span word="themselves">themselves</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="touch">touch</span>.</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Um">Um</span>, <span word="feels">feels</span> <span word="nice">nice</span>!</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Go">Go</span>! <span word="Go">Go</span>! <span word="Go">Go</span>! <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mop">mop</span>? <span word="Next">Next</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="touches">touches</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="again">again</span>, <span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="pissed">pissed</span>. </p><p><span word="June">June</span> 5<span word="th">th</span>, <span word="sunny">sunny</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="feeling">feeling</span> <span word="awful">awful</span></p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="surfed">surfed</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="net">net</span> <span word="today">today</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="classmate">classmate</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="city">city</span>. <span word="Incredibly">Incredibly</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="returned">returned</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="message">message</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="joke">joke</span>:</p><p>&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="A">A</span> <span word="girl">girl</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="taking">taking</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="shower">shower</span>. <span word="Her">Her</span> <span word="parrot">parrot</span> <span word="yelled">yelled</span>: &<span word="lsquo">lsquo</span>;<span word="I">I</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="it">it</span>!&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>; <span word="The">The</span> <span word="girl">girl</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="upset">upset</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="scolded">scolded</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parrot">parrot</span>: &<span word="lsquo">lsquo</span>;<span word="Next">Next</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="shout">shout</span>, <span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="pull">pull</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="feathers">feathers</span>!&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="next">next</span> <span word="day">day</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="baldie">baldie</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="visited">visited</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="girl">girl</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="parrot">parrot</span> <span word="flew">flew</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="guest">guest</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="shoulder">shoulder</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>: &<span word="lsquo">lsquo</span>;<span word="Hey">Hey</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="too">too</span>?&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;</p>
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