英文剧本台词《三打白骨精》
<p>Three Times Beating Monster</p><p>人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒</p><p>J：沙僧</p><p>B：白骨精(何平) B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头</p><p>T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?</p><p>S: Bajie,map!</p><p>E: (摸出，递给S)</p><p>S: Look,boss (凑近T)(T、S一齐转向E)</p><p>T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!</p><p>E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)</p><p>T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west</p><p>E: But</p><p>T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?</p><p>E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So.</p><p>S: Fat Pig!</p><p>E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.</p><p>S: You will what(凶相)?</p><p>E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).</p><p>S: Hm!</p><p>T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?</p><p>E: You see , boss is hungry,too!</p><p>T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!</p><p>J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away..</p><p>T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?</p><p>S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)</p><p>J: This is..?</p><p>S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!</p><p>T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!</p><p>S: Bye!(走)</p><p>T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》</p><p>B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)</p><p>B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?</p><p>J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.</p><p>B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!</p><p>T: Bomb?(打出)</p><p>B1: Double King!</p><p>T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)</p><p>S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)</p><p>B1: (倒)Ah</p><p>T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!</p><p>S: She is a monster!</p><p>T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)</p><p>S: Oh,please dont</p><p>T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)</p><p>S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)</p><p>T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!</p><p>B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)</p><p>B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?</p><p>T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)</p><p>S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)</p><p>EJ: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)</p><p>J: Look,(伸食指)how many?</p><p>T:Two..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)</p><p>B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)</p><p>S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)</p><p>T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!</p><p>S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!</p><p>T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!</p><p>S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 假悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》</p><p>J: boss, brother Monkey is.......</p><p>T: Dont mention that guy any more!</p><p>B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走)</p><p>T: (惊)You are......</p><p>B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)</p><p>B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......</p><p>S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.</p><p>T: Wukong?</p><p>E: Oh,Brother Monkey!</p><p>J: Our hero is back!</p><p>T: I,I cant understand......What happened?</p><p>S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!</p>
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