极具中国特色的英语搞笑翻译
<p>1.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!</p><p>2.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. a.你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。b. 对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。</p><p>3.God must love stupid people. He made SO many. 上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多!</p><p>4.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 圣诞老人当然美，他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!</p><p>5.We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。</p><p>6.The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. a. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。 b. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!</p><p>7.If I agreed with you wed both be wrong. 要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。</p><p>8.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police。 在咱们这送外卖的都比警察来的快。</p>
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