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<p>今天一大早，我想了个恶作剧。那就是先把家里的晚餐换成玩具晚餐，把家里的白粉挂到屋顶上，拿一根长长的棒，用毛巾把它塞住，然后把抽水马桶塞住，再在毛巾上插上一个大头针。妈妈起床了，她先把晚餐烧起来，妈妈烧了烧，怎么也烧不起来，妈妈只好去屋顶上把烟囱换掉。她碰到烟囱后，一不小心把自己的脸都弄成白色的了，妈妈气得火冒三丈。妈妈想解大便，过了一会儿，妈妈解好大便，想把大便冲掉，谁知冲了五六次还没冲掉。老妈只好去洗脸，她一不小心，把大头针从额头上划到了下巴。我的笑声给妈妈听见了，老妈狠狠的教训我，我的头都快晕了。</p><p><span word="This">This</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="prank">prank</span>. <span word="That">That</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="change">change</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="home">home</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="toy">toy</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span>, <span word="hang">hang</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="white">white</span> <span word="powder">powder</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="roof">roof</span>, <span word="take">take</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="stick">stick</span>, <span word="plug">plug</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="towel">towel</span>, <span word="then">then</span> <span word="plug">plug</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="toilet">toilet</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="insert">insert</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pin">pin</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="towel">towel</span>. <span word="Mother">Mother</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="set">set</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="fire">fire</span>, <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="set">set</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="fire">fire</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="done">done</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="roof">roof</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="replace">replace</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="chimney">chimney</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="touched">touched</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="chimney">chimney</span>, <span word="she">she</span> <span word="accidentally">accidentally</span> <span word="made">made</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="white">white</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="furious">furious</span>. <span word="Mom">Mom</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="relieve">relieve</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stool">stool</span>. <span word="After">After</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="while">while</span>, <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="relieve">relieve</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stool">stool</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="off">off</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="hasn">hasn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="washed">washed</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="five">five</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="six">six</span> <span word="times">times</span>. <span word="Mom">Mom</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="face">face</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="accidentally">accidentally</span> <span word="scratched">scratched</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="pin">pin</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="forehead">forehead</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="chin">chin</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="laughter">laughter</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mother">mother</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="taught">taught</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="lesson">lesson</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="head">head</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="dizzy">dizzy</span>.</p>
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