网虫爸爸
<p>我的爸爸是一条“网虫”，每天下班第一件事就是开电脑上网，电脑快成了他的宝贝，为此，还经常闹出许多笑话来。</p><p><span word="My">My</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> "<span word="net">net</span> <span word="worm">worm</span>". <span word="The">The</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="does">does</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="everyday">everyday</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="open">open</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="computer">computer</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="surf">surf</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Internet">Internet</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="computer">computer</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="becoming">becoming</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="treasure">treasure</span>. <span word="For">For</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="reason">reason</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="often">often</span> <span word="makes">makes</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>.</p><p>有一次，爸爸正在书房上网，妈妈进来问：“老公，我的衣服呢？”爸爸眼睛盯着电脑屏幕，干脆装作听不见，继续上他的网。妈妈以为爸爸没听见，就又说了一遍。最后爸爸为了妈妈不再烦着他，就目不旁视地说：“忘存档了，等我百度一下再给你。”妈妈给气得火冒三丈——直瞪眼。</p><p><span word="Once">Once</span>, <span word="when">when</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="surfing">surfing</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Internet">Internet</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="study">study</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>, "<span word="husband">husband</span>, <span word="where">where</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="clothes">clothes</span>?" <span word="Dad">Dad</span> <span word="stared">stared</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="computer">computer</span> <span word="screen">screen</span>, <span word="pretended">pretended</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="couldn">couldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hear">hear</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="network">network</span>. <span word="Mom">Mom</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="didn">didn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="hear">hear</span> <span word="it">it</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="again">again</span>. <span word="Finally">Finally</span>, <span word="for">for</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="longer">longer</span> <span word="bothered">bothered</span> <span word="him">him</span>, <span word="his">his</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="said">said</span>: "<span word="forget">forget</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="archive">archive</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="Baidu">Baidu</span>." <span word="Mother">Mother</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="angry">angry</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="stared">stared</span>.</p><p>今天爸爸却不开电脑了，于是我奇怪地问：“爸爸今天怎么不开电脑了？”“因为网络坏了，连不上。”爸爸觉得无聊，就出去外面走走。爸爸刚走，天就下起了大雨。不一会儿，爸爸就跑回家来，全身湿透，好像一只“落汤鸡”。</p>
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