神吐槽：17种奇葩的乘机行为[1]
<p><span word="From">From</span> <span word="farting">farting</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="Gerard">Gerard</span> <span word="Depardieu">Depardieu</span>, <span word="these">these</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="inconsiderate">inconsiderate</span>, <span word="anti">anti</span>-<span word="social">social</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="plane">plane</span>.</p><p>小到肆意放屁，大到随地便溺……以下这些乘机行为最奇葩、最让人受不了。</p><p>1. <span word="Going">Going</span> <span word="bare">bare</span> <span word="foot">foot</span></p><p>光脚</p><p><span word="Taking">Taking</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="shoes">shoes</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="plane">plane</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="thing">thing</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="socks">socks</span> <span word="too">too</span>? <span word="What">What</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="wrong">wrong</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="you">you</span>? <span word="You">You</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="Ghandi">Ghandi</span>.</p><p>在飞机上脱鞋，倒还情有可原。可有人偏偏连袜子一起脱。你脑子秀逗了吗？装甘地啊？</p><p>2. <span word="Asking">Asking</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="neighbour">neighbour</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="leftover">leftover</span> <span word="food">food</span></p><p>向邻座讨食物</p><p>"<span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="finish">finish</span> <span word="that">that</span>?" <span word="Really">Really</span>?!</p><p>“你吃不完的给我吧。”你特么在逗我？！</p><p>3. <span word="Changing">Changing</span> <span word="nappies">nappies</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="seat">seat</span></p><p>在座位上换尿布</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="reason">reason</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="that">that</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="acceptable">acceptable</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="baby">baby</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="blood">blood</span>. <span word="Everyone">Everyone</span> <span word="else">else</span> <span word="thinks">thinks</span> <span word="that">that</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="disgusting">disgusting</span>.</p><p>你可能在想，不就给孩子换个尿片吗，多大点儿事啊。可别人都快反胃了好伐！</p><p>4. <span word="Using">Using</span> <span word="ineffective">ineffective</span> <span word="headphones">headphones</span></p><p>耳机漏音</p><p><span word="There">There</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="point">point</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="headphones">headphones</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="loud">loud</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="neighbours">neighbours</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="you">you</span>. <span word="We">We</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hear">hear</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="tinny">tinny</span> <span word="trance">trance</span> <span word="compilation">compilation</span>.</p><p>耳机声音太大了你没发现吗，前排后座都听得一清二楚了。咱对你那些个洗脑神曲不感兴趣。</p><p>5. <span word="Sniffing">Sniffing</span></p><p>吸溜鼻涕</p>
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