熊孩子在考卷上的机智回答[1]
<p><span word="There">There</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="nothing">nothing</span> <span word="quite">quite</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sinking">sinking</span> <span word="feeling">feeling</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="turning">turning</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="test">test</span> <span word="paper">paper</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="realising">realising</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="answers">answers</span> <span word="are">are</span>.</p><p>翻开试卷却发现不知从何下手，没什么比这更让人内心崩溃了。</p><p><span word="These">These</span> <span word="pictures">pictures</span> <span word="reveal">reveal</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="comical">comical</span> <span word="wrong">wrong</span> <span word="answers">answers</span> <span word="given">given</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="clueless">clueless</span> <span word="students">students</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="presented">presented</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="question">question</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="leaves">leaves</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="stumped">stumped</span>.</p><p>面对让他们摸不着头脑的考题，毫无头绪的学生给出了颇具喜感的错误答案，下面就通过几张图领略一下吧！</p><p><span word="One">One</span> <span word="pupil">pupil</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="posed">posed</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="question">question</span>: '<span word="The">The</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="cells">cells</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="probably">probably</span>...?', <span word="to">to</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="answered">answered</span>: '<span word="lonely">lonely</span>'.</p><p>有一个小学生遇到了这个问题：“最初的细胞可能是……？”他的答案是“孤独的”。</p><p><span word="Another">Another</span> <span word="student">student</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="clearly">clearly</span> <span word="struggling">struggling</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="maths">maths</span> <span word="test">test</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="fill">fill</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="number">number</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="greater">greater</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="lesser">lesser</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="another">another</span> <span word="simply">simply</span> <span word="wrote">wrote</span> '<span word="or">or</span>' <span word="beside">beside</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="question">question</span>.</p><p>还有一个学生，面对比较大小、填“”的数学题时，他<span word="Rather">Rather</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="circling">circling</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="definitive">definitive</span> <span word="answer">answer</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pupil">pupil</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="clearly">clearly</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="baffled">baffled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="multiple">multiple</span> <span word="choice">choice</span> <span word="question">question</span> <span word="circled">circled</span> '<span word="all">all</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="above">above</span>'.</p><p>一个小学生显然被单选题整晕了，直接圈选了“以上所有”的选项，而不是圈选一个明确的答案。</p><p><span word="One">One</span> <span word="student">student</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="fill">fill</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="self">self</span>-<span word="assessment">assessment</span> <span word="form">form</span>, <span word="was">was</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>: '<span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="at">at</span>...', <span word="to">to</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="rather">rather</span> <span word="wittily">wittily</span> <span word="answered">answered</span>: '<span word="splling">splling</span>'.</p>
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