孩子们写给大人的爆笑信件[1]
<p><span word="In">In</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="digital">digital</span> <span word="age">age</span>, <span word="there">there</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="nothing">nothing</span> <span word="better">better</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="receiving">receiving</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="old">old</span>-<span word="fashioned">fashioned</span> <span word="letter">letter</span>. <span word="Especially">Especially</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="written">written</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="child">child</span>.</p><p>在这个数字时代，没有什么能比收到一封老式信件更好的了，特别是当写信的人是孩子的时候。</p><p><span word="Whether">Whether</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="checking">checking</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Santa">Santa</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="reindeer">reindeer</span>, <span word="asking">asking</span> <span word="dad">dad</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="sending">sending</span> <span word="notes">notes</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="postman">postman</span>, <span word="our">our</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="angels">angels</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sweetest">sweetest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="intentions">intentions</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="writing">writing</span> <span word="notes">notes</span>. <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="most">most</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="time">time</span>, <span word="anyway">anyway</span>.</p><p>无论是询问圣诞老人驯鹿的近况，要求爸爸的公司给他放一天假，还是写信给邮递员，我们的小天使们在写信的时候可以有最甜蜜的意图。嗯，反正大部分时间是这样的。</p><p><span word="From">From</span> <span word="brutal">brutal</span> <span word="honesty">honesty</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="unflattering">unflattering</span> <span word="illustrations">illustrations</span>, <span word="these">these</span> <span word="children">children</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="literary">literary</span> <span word="masterpieces">masterpieces</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="shared">shared</span> - <span word="which">which</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="online">online</span>.</p><p>从残酷的诚实到坦率的插图，这些儿童的佳作若不共享就太浪费 – 而这正是他们的父母在网上做的。</p><p><span word="But">But</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="sure">sure</span>, <span word="kids">kids</span> <span word="certainly">certainly</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="mothers">mothers</span>.</p><p>但有一点可以肯定的是，孩子们绝对喜欢他们的母亲。</p><p><span word="Brendan">Brendan</span> <span word="writes">writes</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="message">message</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="heart">heart</span>, <span word="saying">saying</span> '<span word="thank">thank</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="making">making</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="food">food</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="die">die</span>'. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="least">least</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="knows">knows</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="she">she</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="for">for</span>.</p><p>布兰登在一个心形图案里写道：“感谢妈妈为我做饭，所以我没有死掉。”至少他的母亲知道她存在的意义了。</p>
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