愚人节整蛊指南[1]
<p><span word="April">April</span> <span word="Fools">Fools</span>' <span word="Day">Day</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="fast">fast</span> <span word="approaching">approaching</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="whether">whether</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="choose">choose</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="prank">prank</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="significant">significant</span> <span word="other">other</span>, <span word="your">your</span> <span word="BFF">BFF</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="entire">entire</span> <span word="office">office</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="game">game</span> <span word="plan">plan</span> <span word="NOW">NOW</span>. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="trickery">trickery</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="follow">follow</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="basic">basic</span> <span word="rubric">rubric</span>: 1) <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="and">and</span> 2) <span word="harmless">harmless</span>. <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="harmless">harmless</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="way">way</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="squeezes">squeezes</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="screaming">screaming</span> <span word="reaction">reaction</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="good">good</span>… <span word="but">but</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="followed">followed</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="screaming">screaming</span> <span word="fit">fit</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="laughter">laughter</span>.</p><p>愚人节就在眼前，想要整蛊你的另一半、好朋友或者整个办公室的同事，现在就赶紧行动起来吧。不过，你的整蛊行为应该遵循以下两条原则：1）有趣，2）无害，玩笑造成的伤害一定不能大于制造的乐趣。的确，听到被整蛊的人尖叫是很好，当然后面跟着笑声才行。</p><p><span word="For">For</span> <span word="example">example</span>, <span word="George">George</span> <span word="Clooney">Clooney</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="pulled">pulled</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="questionable">questionable</span> <span word="stunt">stunt</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="earn">earn</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Hollywood">Hollywood</span> <span word="title">title</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Chief">Chief</span> <span word="Mischief">Mischief</span>-<span word="Maker">Maker</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="hates">hates</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="guy">guy</span>. <span word="JK">JK</span>, <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="LOVES">LOVES</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="guy">guy</span>! <span word="Learn">Learn</span> <span word="everything">everything</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="guy">guy</span> — <span word="do">do</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="poor">poor</span> <span word="man">man</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="version">version</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="famous">famous</span> <span word="pranks">pranks</span> — <span word="BUT">BUT</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="remember">remember</span>: <span word="he">he</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="ultra">ultra</span>-<span word="handsome">handsome</span>, <span word="ultra">ultra</span>-<span word="rich">rich</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="ultra">ultra</span>-<span word="charming">charming</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="away">away</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="murder">murder</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="rest">rest</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="us">us</span>, <span word="however">however</span>, <span word="are">are</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="George">George</span> <span word="Clooney">Clooney</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="gets">gets</span> <span word="hurt">hurt</span>.</p><p>比如，乔治·克鲁尼曾经上演过不少出格的玩笑，以至于在好莱坞圈子里被称为“首席搞怪官”，每个人都恨死他了。唉，我是开玩笑啦，大家都很爱他！要多向乔叔学习，可以来几个草根版的克鲁尼整蛊。不过要切记：他超级帅，超级有钱，而且超级有魅力，他甚至可以逃脱谋杀罪名。我们可不是乔治·克鲁尼，所以开玩笑的时候记得不要伤害到别人。</p>
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